{ M A G I C A L T R O U B L E S H O O T I N G } { C R O S S O V E R F I G H T I N G } { F E D E R A T I O N } { .-----------. } { | U-L-T-R-A | } { `-----------' } { http://www.mtcffultra.com } ][ . . ][ ][ | | ][ ][ .| |. ][ ][ _______ |___| ][ ][. . | . . . . . . . _. . . . .][ ][ |___ | |\ | / \ | ][ ][ | | | \ | |__| | ][ ][ | | | \| | | | ][ ][. . | . . . . . . . . . |___ . . .][ ][ | _____ ][ ][ . | . ][ ][ | ][ ][ . | . ][ ][ ********** ___ ][ ][ PART ONE .| \. ][ ][ ********** |___/ ][ ][ .| \ . ][ ][ THE BEGINNING | \ ][ ][ OF . ___ . ][ ][ THE / \ ][ ][ END .|---|. ][ ][ | | ][ ][ . . ][ Episode 88 Written By : Grayson Towler and Zach Grafton MTCFF Ultra Created By : Twoflower Many people, perhaps even most, didn't believe it was true. They read the headlines, saw the images of the smoking ruin where the UltraDome had once stood, watched the replays on television the following day. A hoax? A publicity stunt? The newsmen debated, the Internet boards raged with speculation, and Tendo Nabiki declined interviews. There are always a few people willing to believe any sign of the end of the world, to embrace it with fatalistic glee. But most observers were skeptical. Surely, they reasoned, this was yet another in a long string of sensational ploys by MTCFF Ultra to bolster its ratings and keep its hungry fans happy. Certainly, there had been other "end of the world" events in Ultra's history - the so-called Third Impact, the spectacle that was called Heaven vs. Hell - and in retrospect most people had come to believe that these apocalyptic extravaganzas had either been hugely exaggerated or even entirely faked. The world, the universe, had not really been in danger. And why would it be any different this time? Ultra was a show. A sports entertainment program. Sure, the fighting was real, unlike wrestling - even the most virulent critics of Ultra grudgingly admitted that. Undoubtedly, it was the highest rated and most universally watched program on the airwaves, but it was still, in the end, just a show. The world did not hinge on it. It couldn't. Lives did not depend on the outcome of the matches. They couldn't. That would simply be insane. So people told themselves, in the day following the destruction of the UltraDome. Some people, the most avid fans, believed. And some people managed to notice that every throw of the I- Ching that day came up K'an (Danger), or that every Tarot reading included the Tower card, and they wondered. For the most part, though, in the day following the destruction of the UltraDome, people returned to their routines and marveled at the lengths that those crazy Ultra promoters would go to drum up ratings. But that evening, the tickets began to arrive. They came in plain white envelopes with neither address nor postage, only the name of the person for whom the ticket was intended. They were written in the native tongue of the recipient, white letters on an ash-grey slip of glossy cardboard. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ INVITATION TO WITNESS TOURNAMENT AT THE END OF TIME +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ And everybody got one. Every person who had ever watched a single episode of Ultra received one, along with every person who had never even heard of it. In places where they had no television, the tickets arrived. In places where they had no mail, the tickets arrived. Those who could not read simply held the ticket and felt the information flood into their minds as they held the paper. Fugitives on the run who had spent decades concealing their identities got tickets, addressed in the birth names they'd abandoned years ago. They appeared in mail slots, slipped under doors, leaning against beds, beside plates at dinner, tucked into the hands of coma patients. Newborn babies, elderly invalids on death's door, public figures, lurkers in the shadows... they all got tickets. Everybody got one. All six billion or so of the people on planet Earth. To witness the show, each ticket informed its bearer, one would have to merely grasp the invitation at the appointed time. It was the privilege and duty of all recipients to witness, the tickets said. Because their lives were at stake, their fates to be decided at the Tournament at the End of Time, they would be allowed to watch... and to cheer for whomever they chose. And people began to believe. You couldn't touch one of those ash-grey tickets, with their stark, bone-white lettering, and hold onto your doubt. This was no mere publicity stunt. Life and death would be determined by the outcome of these fights. The Tournament at the End of Time, the tickets said, but people had also begun to call it something else: Final Ultra. - - - - - "It'll be the highest rated show in the history of entertainment," Nabiki scowled ruefully. "It figures, doesn't it?" She stalked around her room in the Tendo household, gathering papers and rooting through backup discs. She had her own apartment in Tokyo, an opulent residence befitting her status, but she'd never kept anything of importance there. Odd, she thought fleetingly. The apartment had only been for show. She'd assuredly have to give it up now, along with many other things. Her elder sister, former God and the first Ultra champion, stood at the doorway to the room and watched Nabiki bustle about. "You seem upset," Kasumi observed. "Upset?" Nabiki's eyebrows shot up, and she regarded her sister with a moment of amazed incredulity. "You have a gift for understatement, sis. Do you know they're starting to call this Final Ultra?" "I'd heard," Kasumi said. "Isn't that good?" "No, it's not!" the young CEO of a smoking crater exclaimed. "Six billion people watching, and not ONE is paying for it! No commercials, no buy rates, no attendance returns, no NOTHING!" She was flustered enough to resort to a double negative. "You could sell t-shirts," Kasumi suggested helpfully. Nabiki scowled. "The biggest Ultra in history, and I'm not going to make a single yen." She ran her fingers through her smooth hair. "It's a joke even to call it 'Ultra.'" "Why is that?" Kasumi asked curiously. "Sis," Nabiki informed her, "Xelloss nuked the UltraDome." "Didn't you have it insured?" A bitter, mirthless grin crossed the young businesswoman's lips. "As much as I could, but the insurance agencies weren't exactly chomping at the bit to get my account. I couldn't get anywhere near the full value of the Dome and everything in it. Damn it!" she shook her head in a sharp, angry gesture. "We were just climbing out of the hole after Bison, and now this!" "What will you do?" Kasumi asked. "What can I do?" Nabiki spread her hands helplessly. "It's finished. With the insurance and the assets we've got left in Ultra's coffers, I might be able to avoid declaring bankruptcy, but rebuilding? Restarting? Forget it. Show's over." "I'm sorry," Kasumi said, her voice quiet and grave. Nabiki sighed and waved her hand irritably. "The financial fallout can wait. It's going to be a moot question if I can't drum up a 'Prophet of Life' from somewhere. Xelloss didn't give us a whole lot to go on, did he?" "No," Kasumi agreed somberly. "He's not very trustworthy." The young CEO snorted. "Yes, well, maybe I'll talk to Lina. She might be able to figure out what this whole Prophecy business is about. If she tries to milk me for compensation, she'll be in for a sorry surprise." "I'm sure Lina-san will be glad to help," the eldest Tendo girl said encouragingly. "And then we've got to assemble a team." Nabiki fussed through some papers and scowled. "Crap, Xelloss has a lot of Omega fighters in his group. And Happosai! I should've throttled him in his sleep years ago, the little troll." "What if Lina can't find a Prophet of Life?" Kasumi asked. The short-haired businesswoman threw her arms wide. "The I'LL be the goddamned Prophet! If whoever it is doesn't step the hell forward, then SOMEONE is going to have to do it! At least I can assemble a team! Provided they don't ask for paychecks, that is." Kasumi raised a hand to her mouth to cover a small smile. "Oh my," she said. "It sounds like you have a lot to do." "Yeah, yeah," Nabiki grumbled, rifling through a folder. "And you won't be making any money." "Believe me, I know that." "Yet you're certainly willing to give it your all," the eldest Tendo sister observed. "What else can I do?" "Without making a single yen, no less." A sour look. "Don't rub it in, okay?" Nabiki was surprised when Kasumi stepped forward and wrapped her arms around her. Her papers dangled from her hand at her side as her older sister hugged her tight, enfolding her in a warm cocoon of pure and uncomplicated love. "I'm very proud of you, Nabiki," whispered the former God. "Do you know that?" Nabiki, who did not do well at emotional moments, simply blinked in surprise and whispered: "Uh... thanks." Kasumi left her then to her work, returning to the tasks of her own. Nabiki continued to sort through the papers and files in her room, but her heart did not feel so heavy, and a little smile flickered across her face now and again. - - - - - The problem, as it turned out, was not finding someone who was willing to step forth and claim to be the Prophet of Life. The problem was figuring out which one of the "applicants" was the real McCoy. Tarou had rented Nabiki a small office and boardroom in Tokyo, using his own fairly substantial savings acquired from his time in her service. It was a small gesture, really, but one for which Nabiki felt profoundly grateful. The move turned out to be very fortuitous, because the CEO of Ultra found herself at the center of a publicity storm the likes of which even she had never seen. She would not have wanted to conduct business from her home, subjecting her family and her neighbors in Nerima to the frantic circus. She was besieged by Prophets of Life. They sprouted up like mutant weeds from every religion, every ethnic group, every crackpot cult from all over the world. Some were self-declared, and some were nominated by fans. Every fighter in Ultra, including those who had joined Xelloss, had rabid fans who were declaring their favorite to be the true Prophet of Life. Homeless waifs staggered out of the gutters, with messages declaring their Prophethood misspelled on dirty cardboard signs. Religious factions snarled and raged at one another about which faith would produce the true Prophet. Television talk show hosts sold t-shirts to promote themselves as the genuine Prophet of Life. Bombastic radio personalities bleated their cases over the airwaves to their drone-like fans. Billionaires from Texas with large ears came forth, saying that the people had mandated that they must be the Prophet. They swarmed into Tokyo. They clogged the phone lines. They bombarded her with e-mails. "How," Nabiki turned to Tarou in confusion as the phone blared its shrill song, "am I going to find the real Prophet in all this mess?" - - - - - From his own unseen vantage point, Xelloss watched the chaos unfold and smiled, and smiled, and smiled. - - - - - Halfway around the world in the Vatican, an Archbishop tentatively approached the Pope. He'd been depressed since the last UltraRage, everybody knew, when he and the millions of other fans of Mr. Satan had seen their hero declare himself to be a selfish, insecure asshole on national television. But that was a far cry from what had happened at ReBoot. "Your Holiness," the Archbishop said quietly within the candlelit halls of the great Cathedral, "may I speak to you for a moment?" "Of course," the old pontiff replied, gentle sadness in his venerable voice. "It's about this... Prophet of Life business," the Archbishop said. "Many of our scholars think you should step forth and take the role." The Pope looked genuinely surprised. "Me?" "Well, Your Holiness, you ARE the world's most prominent Ultra fan," the Archbishop explained. "And you have a great deal of credibility and influence. There are so many other false Prophets out there now, someone needs to step forward and bring order. If not you, then perhaps someone you would choose, or endorse..." He trailed off. The Pope favored him with a tired smile. "I am not this... Prophet of Life," he said softly. "I would know it if I were." "But..." "The true Prophet will step forth and be known when the time is right," he said. "Have faith." "Time is running out," the Archbishop whispered urgently. "I know," the Pope replied. The Archbishop stood in silence before his pontiff, uncertain of what to say next. He noticed a small picture of Mr. Satan on the altar, tucked in next to one of the golden candlesticks. The former Earth's Greatest Hero posed with both biceps flexed, his afro bathed in the glow of spotlights, a brilliant smile beneath his moustache. The Pope noticed where his follower's gaze had fallen. "Yes," he said. "Do you know, I think I have some small idea of how our Lord felt when Lucifer betrayed him." The Archbishop swallowed and nodded. "He cast down his most beautiful angel," the Pope said quietly. "He had no choice. Yet I do not think He ever, even for a moment, stopped loving the fallen." - - - - - Three days left before the tournament, and still Nabiki had not found a Prophet of Life who suited the role. The fighters from Ultra had come when she called them at least, and they ringed her little office to keep the crowds at bay. The streets were full of the raving, the fanatical, and the desperate, but even a throng like that found it hard to force their way past the likes of Gally and Bean Bandit. Lei Wulong was in charge of the police efforts for crowd control. Still, every so often a few uninvited guests managed to slip by the barricades, and it was left to Tarou to deal with them. "He's DEAD, you idiots!" Tarou shouted at a small group of black-suited, earnest-looking young men as he shoved them rudely towards the door. "For the hundredth time, L. Ron Hubbard CAN'T be the Prophet of Life!" "A technicality!" the leader of the group screeched. "You're just persecuting us!" "Give it a REST!" Tarou grunted, putting his shoulder into the effort of trying to shove the flailing mass of humanity back out the office door. "Okay, how about John Travolta?" another offered. "NO!" the Chinese fighter snarled, finally shoving them through the portal, then slamming the door quickly shut. "Damn!" he gasped. "How the hell do they keep getting in here?" "Persistent bunch," Nabiki observed, hammering the much-abused Delete key on her laptop as she scanned her e-mail. There was a sizable contingent on the Internet that seemed to want Lain as the Prophet of Life, but Nabiki had her doubts. Lain was a nice girl and a computer dynamo, but she was a shrinking violet when it came to dealing with other human beings. That girl, as some sort of messiah? Not likely. Something rapped on the door. Tarou whirled and glared. "Now what?" "Yoo-hoo!" came a familiar voice from outside. "I believe I have an appointment?" "Lina!" Nabiki cried with relief, recognizing the voice at once. She'd been trying to reach the young sorceress since this mess had begun, but Lina Inverse had been infuriatingly out of touch. "Let her in, Tarou." Her assistant did as he was bid, and the young sorcery genius entered Nabiki's cluttered domain. Nabiki was a little surprised to see that Inverse had her newest referee in tow, Washuu's daughter Mary, but gave it little thought. "Where have you been?" she demanded of the red-headed sorceress. "I've been trying like crazy to get a hold of you." "Doing some research," Lina replied, in an enigmatic tone. "Well, I need you here," Nabiki informed her. "We have GOT to sort out this business with the Prophet of Life, and we've got to do it now. You're the resident expert on magic here, so I think between the two of us we can come up with someone..." "It's Mary," Lina said simply. Nabiki raised an eyebrow. "Who, her?" she said, gesturing at the teenaged girl standing quietly in her striped shirt. "Hm. Hmm. Interesting idea, Lina. Yes... I think you're onto something. One of the referees would be a good choice. But not her, of course." Mary looked startled, and Lina cocked her head. "Why not?" "Ifurita might do," Nabiki said, warming to the idea. "And Son Goku might do even better, if I can get a hold of him in time. Krillin should know where he is. Tarou, could you look up Krillin's cell phone number? I need to..." "I think Mary is the one you want," Lina told her. Still not responding to the certainty in Lina's voice, Nabiki shook her head sharply. "No, no. Hardly anybody knows her. She's only been with the company for a little while, and she's too young! People won't follow her. Plus, she's a lousy ref." Mary didn't want to get sidetracked, but she couldn't contain herself at that comment. "What? Lousy?" she said, her mouth dropping open in disbelief. "Look, I hired you as a favor to Washuu," Nabiki said, trying to be gentle but feeling too harried to soften her words much. "And I was thinking of phasing you out in the second half of the season. You've got a nice screen face, but otherwise you're not getting the job done. Weren't," she corrected, realizing that Ultra was, for all intents and purposes, past tense. "How have I been a lousy ref?" Mary demanded, deeply stung. "You enforce the rules," Nabiki told her succinctly. "You run clean fights." "What?" the girl gasped. "What's wrong with..." Nabiki silenced her with a wave of the hand. "You fail to grasp the purpose of the referee in Ultra. The refs are there to get distracted. They're there to be ignored. They're supposed to be ineffectual, muddled, and useless, except when they start and end the matches. If the rules are enforced, it's the other fighters who come in and make it happen. Why do you think I always hire those pitiful wrecks to wear the stripes?" "But..." Mary stammered, "but... Ifurita... and Son Goku aren't like that!" "Omega's different," the young CEO clarified. "The power level is so high that sometimes you need someone to keep it from getting out of control. Guys like Sephiroth and the Orochi need watching. I use Krillin for the safer matches, you'll notice. He was quite a find, the goofball." "You hire bad referees... on purpose?" Mary asked, turning this over in her mind. "But I always thought..." "What, that I'm incompetent?" Nabiki asked, a smile like the edge of a well-honed dagger on her lips. "That I wasn't aware that I was hiring myopic, addle-pated losers with the attention span of a concussed bee to referee my fights? That until you came along, it simply never occurred to me to run clean matches? Is that it?" "No, I..." Nabiki didn't really intend to be hostile, but the immense stress of being, by default, appointed the gatekeeper who would choose the all-important Prophet of Life had served to sharpen her tongue. "Kiddo, you may have watched Ultra every week, but it seems you never managed to understand it. Ultra is a haven for cheating, a fertile ground for backstabbing and betrayal. That's how the bad guys show they're bad. And that's how the good guys show they're good - if they can win without giving in to the temptation to cheat, and if they can pull off a victory in SPITE of the fact that their opponent is going to cheat up a storm, then they've really achieved something." 'Free will,' thought Mary, dumbstruck. "Clean matches?" the short-haired Tendo girl snorted. "Please. Nobody wants to see Shingo play rock-paper-scissors with his pals out in the ring. This isn't boxing. This isn't sumo. This is Ultra, little girl, and there's a REASON it's the greatest sporting event in history." And there it was, Mary thought. 'Kiddo' and 'little girl.' Lina had warned her that she'd run into this problem if she took the responsibility of being the Prophet of Life, and here was her first test. Mary was young and unproven. She'd told Lina that it shouldn't matter - the truth was the truth, no matter who spoke it. Not so, Lina had said. A battle-hardened general can address his troops and rouse them to fight to the death, but a teenaged kid with acne on his nose giving the same speech, word for word, would meet nothing but jeers and mockery. What you say means less than who you are, Lina had told her, and she would have to get used to that idea if she were to get anywhere. People wouldn't trust her unless she proved she was worthy of their trust. Lina Inverse was young, too, but she was a sorcery genius. It wasn't just about the power she could wield, it was the fact that she could master spells in a day that other scholars couldn't nail down with a lifetime of study. That sort of attainment in one so young sometimes generated resentment and envy, but it also demanded respect. Lina had faced down gods, saved the world, and held the office of Supreme Being. Nobody with any sense thought of her as just a kid. Tendo Nabiki was the same way, in her own sphere. When she'd first taken the helm of Ultra, most people had assumed that a teenaged greenhorn like her would make a shoddy mess of the thing. Nabiki had proved them wrong, demonstrated that in spite of her age, she could take command and run the most demanding and successful business in the world. If Mary had kept her powers, she could have created that sense of authority through miracles and wonders. She could still say that she was the Living Godhead, and Lina would back her up, but she didn't want to do that. It would be effectively the same thing as using divine power to prove she was right. She had to think of some other way to convince Nabiki that she was the right choice. "No, kid," Nabiki continued, "sorry. Very kind of you to offer, but I think I'm going with Goku, or maybe Ifurita." "Son Goku," Mary said, trying to keep her voice quiet and calm, "would assemble a team of veteran warriors who shared his fighting spirit. Ifurita would analyze the enemy roster and choose fighters who would most effectively neutralize the opponent's strengths. And both of them would lose the tournament." Nabiki folded her arms and raised both eyebrows. "Oh really? What makes you so sure?" "Because that's not what is needed," Mary told her. "The skills and experience of the fighters are not the issue. Their hearts and spirits are." The young CEO scowled. "Pop psychology isn't going to win this fight, girl..." "They must represent the people they are defending," Mary continued. "Young and old, virtuous and self-centered, romantic and practical. The fights will take place between individuals, but the tournament can only be won by a team." Nabiki pursed her lips. "A team." "Yes," Mary said, keeping her eyes locked on Nabiki's. "They must be greater than the sum of their parts. They must pull together from their diversity and division, and become something which can stand against evil." "I don't know," Nabiki said doubtfully, but her brusque scorn had slowly begun to evaporate as Mary spoke. "I think we should just pack the roster with the toughest Omega fighters we can find and roll through whatever's in the way." Mary shook her head. "No. Power isn't the issue here. You're thinking along the wrong lines." "How do you know?" Lina Inverse stepped in to field the question. "Think about it. Xelloss is no fool. Why didn't he do what you just suggested? Make a team full of powerhouses like Sephiroth and Alberto?" Nabiki ran her finger under her lips thoughtfully. It was a good question, one she hadn't considered. Xelloss certainly had his share of world-busting dynamos, it was true, but he also had types like Mr. Satan and Bulleta, who were ants compared to the Omega demigods. "So you're saying..." "That when he went recruiting," Lina picked up, "he wasn't looking for a particular power level, but rather a personality type... or types. And that's what our Prophet of Life is going to have to do, too." "Yes," Mary agreed. "Maybe I was a bad referee, Nabiki-san. But I know what is needed for this tournament. I... I am the Prophet of Life." A long, agonizing silence stretched out as Nabiki pondered the girl clad in stripes, her hands folded under her chin. Outside, the throng raved and ranted, while the police and Ultra fighters struggled to keep everything under control. Inside the tiny rented office space, the fate of the world hung in the balance. Finally, Nabiki threw up her hands and looked at Lina. "If you're sure," she said in exasperation, "then fine. You're the expert. And we're out of time." Mary let out a huge sigh, only now realizing she had been holding her breath the whole time. It wasn't quite the victory she'd hoped for - she suspected that it was more Lina's credibility than her own words which had tipped the scales - but it would have to do. Nabiki turned to Tarou. "We're getting out of this office," she told him. "No way to get anything done here. Alert the fighters and tell them to convene at the UltraDome... what's left of it." She pivoted to face Mary. "Can you reach your mother?" "Yes," Mary said. "Good. Tell her to get a portal ready and clear some space for visitors in her lab," Nabiki instructed. "Time to duck out of the limelight until the big fight. I don't want Xelloss interfering with what we have to do. You, Ms. Prophet of Life," she pointed a finger at Mary, and the young messiah saw that Nabiki's hand was trembling, "have got a team to choose." "I won't fail you," she said. She only hoped that she could live up to her own promises. - - - - - Xelloss watched. He could have used scrying magic to see what he wanted to see, but he had a more interesting, more ironic way that he liked better. The small fleet of UltraPod cameras, rescued before the destruction of the UltraDome and now serving under his control, flew hither and yon with their cloaking devices engaged to find him the images he needed. He simply floated above the earth, the large control console with its multiple monitors in front of him, and watched. He knew he probably should pay more attention to minding the troops right now. He had an UltraPod back at the fortress where they were all staying, but that was hardly enough. Some of his recruits were crafty, dangerous sorts, and bore scrutiny. Treachery ran in their blood, which of course made them ideal for his purposes. Still, he couldn't afford to have them try to betray him before the Tournament was well and truly won. The fortress he had chosen to house them... he had to smile about that. He hadn't wasted the power to build the castle, tucked away in its hellish little pocket dimension. Why bother? There were always demons and warlocks and necromancers building sanctums just like it all over the universe, scheming their schemes and mustering their legions. It was much more efficient to simply swoop in, knock off the head honcho before he knew what hit him, and take the castle for yourself. You could even rent it out to the next would-be conqueror when you were done. He should be back there, keeping an eye on them, but Xelloss couldn't resist coming here to Earth. The tides of panic and desperation which had swept the globe after his announcement at the last ReBoot, these were like a flood of ambrosia for a Mazoku. He drank deep as the UltraPods brought him image after delightful image of anarchy, chaos, and despair. The main monitor, though, was showing him something a bit less to his liking. It seemed that the enemy had begun to act. Xelloss leaned forward, examining the images and the data readouts. The fighters of Ultra were on the move, finally. Nabiki and her crew were leaving the office, and she was summoning what staff remained to her. They seemed to be heading towards the remains of the UltraDome. And was that Lina? Yes, no mistake. She'd come back, finally. He wondered where she'd been off to. Tricky Lina, he thought. Clever, lucky Lina Inverse. Always a worthy challenge. The energy readings on the UltraPod display told him that a gateway was forming, one large enough to accommodate the entire remaining Ultra roster. Xelloss let out a small sigh. They would be heading to Washuu's trans-dimensional laboratory, he guessed, and there even he couldn't hope to spy on them. They hadn't announced their Prophet of Life yet, but he was willing to guess they'd chosen one. Was it Lina? He hoped so. That would be quite delightful. Oh well, he thought resignedly. That's just about that. Once the Ultra crew had left for Washuu's little sanctuary, he wouldn't have any excuse to stay. Monitoring the movements of his enemy was a good rationalization for hanging about Earth and taking in the sights and sounds, but when they were gone, he'd really have to go back and keep his eye on his own little bunch. Still, it would be a few more hours before the Ultra fighters all convened and made their exit. A few more hours to soak it all up. Xelloss turned his attention back to the monitors and smiled. - - - - - Nobody but Xelloss had met the maker of the fortress which the Mazoku had commandeered for the headquarters of his team, but it was clear that whoever it had been had possessed a keen sense of classical villainous architecture. The pocket dimension in which the citadel resided was a bleak, pitted landscape, grey and utterly desolate, punctuated by jetting geysers and rivers of lava. Upon the tallest spire stabbing up from the blighted terrain stood a castle which said, in the clearest visual terms, that this was a place of evil. The stone was black. The towers were tall, thin, and topped with sharpened battlements. The gates were forged of thick, dark iron. The halls were narrow and tall - not a single ceiling under thirty feet high in the entire place. Perilous arches, slit windows, and heavy chains could be found wherever one looked. The motif was deadly, yet elegant in a sort of gothic way. It did not have a skull for a main gate, which would have been overkill, but otherwise no expense had been spared to give the profound impression that a lot of things were going on in this castle, and not one of them was in the least bit wholesome. M. Bison thought it hopelessly cliched. Shockwave Alberto rather liked it. Dark Schneider found it to be adequate. Sephiroth, son of Jenova, simply didn't care. The four of these members of the newly-formed team of the Prophet of Destruction stood together upon the highest battlement, equilaterally spaced, facing one another. M. Bison, who had arranged this meeting, spoke first. "Xelloss should be away for a bit longer, if I'm correct about his patterns. Sephiroth, your consort has taken care of that camera pod?" The One-Winged Angel replied in a voice as smooth as velvet, as dark as the heart of the abyss. "Of course." "Lord Alberto," Bison turned to address the black-suited enforcer of the Magnificent Ten, "you are certain that no other surveillance devices have been left to vex us?" The torchlight flickered off Alberto's mechanical eyepatch, which contained a host of phenomenally sophisticated scanning devices. The champion of Big Fire simply let out a little chuckle as his answer. "Dark Schneider," Bison turned at last to the legendary Exploder Wizard, who lounged languidly against one of the buttresses and sipped red wine from a golden goblet. "You are confident that no magical scrying has been set in place, then?" "You question my competence, Bison?" the handsome mage challenged with a raised eyebrow. "Of course not, my friend," the former ShadowLaw warlord said, his teeth grinding into his infamous gravel-crushing smile. "Merely seeing to the formalities before we begin this meeting. We have matters of import to discuss, gentlemen." Dark Schneider sniffed and allowed himself a slight roll of the eyes. "Matters of import? You mean the fact that we will resolve to unite against Xelloss if he tries to betray us? I would think that was self-evident." Bison held his grin, though the casual disdain in the man's voice brought a tinge of scarlet rage to the corners of his vision. 'Remember your position,' he warned himself. 'Things have changed for you, and you cannot afford to alienate these men. Not now.' Indeed, things had changed quite a bit. His power base, the organization of ShadowLaw which he had spent most of his life building, had been blasted out from under him. The arsenal of technology, the teams of scientists, the legions of lackeys and minions... they were all things of the past. He was, for the moment, on his own. He was also acutely aware that any one of these three could squash him like a bug if they chose. He still had his formidable strength, his battle skill, and his Psycho Power, but he knew his limits. The Psycho Drive which had been built to enhance his abilities to god-like levels had been blown to ashes and scattered to the wind. Without it, he was no match for the likes of these powerhouses. Irritating, he thought. His only solace was that these men, hopefully, did not know how limited he was without the technology of ShadowLaw to back him up. He could not afford to have them think he was weak. That would simply not do at all. 'It will all change,' he assured himself. If Xelloss could be kept in line, if the prize that he had promised could really be won (with or without the Mazoku remaining alive to see it, Bison thought), then he would have a world of his own. A ShadowWorld, he thought, his grin widening slightly. A new sanctuary. A power base. A starting point. Bison knew his own black heart well enough to admit that rulership was, in the end, not what he really craved. The having was not what satisfied him - it was the taking. His destiny was conquest, ruthless and bloody. He would rule what he had taken, of course, but it would never be enough. The hunger in him could never be satisfied, no matter how large his dominion became. That was fine by him. He loved the hunger. He loved to play the game of conquest, of crushing foes beneath his heels and shattering the defenses of those who would stand against him. Only this time, he would play the game on a larger scale. He would not conquer nations, but entire worlds. Starting from ShadowWorld, he would spread his iron fingers out through the parallel dimensions which compromised the multiverse, grasping for new frontiers to defile, new subjects to enslave. He thought he might start with Dark Schneider's world, if the mage survived the tournament. Or perhaps Sephiroth's. He felt he owed both of them a lesson in humility, long overdue. But that was a dream for the future. First, they had to take care of business with this tournament. And that meant, at the moment, that he had to work with his so-called teammates, not against them. "Self evident," he said, echoing Dark Schneider's words. "As you say. Yet we need to plan for the eventualities before us. 'Dogpile on Xelloss' isn't a particularly refined strategy." "Battle strategy," noted Alberto, "is not the issue." "Oh? Why not?" Bison purred through clenched teeth. Alberto the Impacter regarded him coolly with his one remaining eye. It might have surprised Bison to learn that Alberto thought of him as a complete amateur. He'd traveled in criminal circles all his life, rubbed shoulders with warlords and demigods for as long as he could remember. Big Fire, the organization which Alberto served on his own world, made Bison's ShadowLaw look like the local Rotary club. Alberto knew true leadership when he saw it. Bison, in his estimation, had nothing but the lust for power. He had no vision, no ideals, no real philosophical sophistication. Shockwave Alberto did not waste his time thinking about the world which had been promised by Xelloss. A world of his own? What would that avail him? Alberto knew his role in the greater scheme of things. He had no desire to be a ruler. He was a general, a master of the battlefield, a high and trusted operative. He did not long to take his place at the top of the ladder. Service to a true leader, to Big Fire, was enough, so long as he kept faith in the ideal world that Big Fire would one day create. Alberto did not care about getting a world of his own, but there WAS an opportunity for power here. He was sure of it. If he could return to his own world, to the Magnificent Ten, with enough power to tip the scales in their struggle and defeat their foes in Interpol, that would have made his excursion to Ultra worth all the effort. That was what Alberto was hoping to achieve. And if this other world was sacrificed, then what of it? It seemed that destiny was at work here, and the world of Ultra was not his home. If it were doomed to die now, he might as well benefit from it. Bison was right about one thing, at least. The chief danger was that this creature, Xelloss, would betray them. From what Alberto had learned of the Mazoku, their kind existed only to destroy, like physical embodiments of chaos and entropy. Was Xelloss the kind to turn on his followers after they had served his purpose? Alberto thought it highly probable. "Battle strategy is irrelevant," he said, "because we do not know the powers this Xelloss possesses. We cannot plan for contingencies in combat if we do not know what our opponent can do." Bison scowled. "Perhaps..." Alberto took a puff on his cigar. "Yet I am confident that between us, we can dispatch him. Each of us is a veteran of countless battles. If it comes to a fight with Xelloss, I believe we can rely on our own power and experience to adapt to whatever he throws our way." Dark Schneider raised his glass slightly and nodded. "Indeed. I've been eager to test myself against a powerful Mazoku for some time. It should be entertaining." "The question is not how to defeat him," Alberto said. "The question is WHEN we should act. Xelloss is ancient and cunning. How do we spot his betrayal before it is too late to act?" "Ah," the Exploder Wizard hummed. "A much more prescient question. And I think I have the answer." All eyes turned to Dark Schneider, and he smiled. In spite of his youthful good looks, the legendary wizard counted his years in centuries. He was easily older than all three of these others combined. Admittedly, he had to respect their powers (though he suspected that Bison was more crippled than he cared to reveal), but when it came to experience, he felt they were all a bit wet behind the ears to be playing in the big leagues. Did they believe Xelloss' promise of a world of their own? He could have laughed at the prospect. Destroy one world and create over a score of others to replace it? That wasn't how it worked. The most fundamental laws of energy and balance denied such a possibility. And had they even considered what was entailed in creating a world out of nothing? What did they think they would get - a flourishing world full of human slaves, a world created out of the ether with its own history and culture ready-made? A world made, as it were, retrospectively through time, and then granted to them like some glass bauble? Or perhaps they thought they would get a primeval chunk of stone, with the first stirrings of life in its slimy pools of primordial soup. The might have to wait quite some time before the ideal world of their dreams grew from such a beginning. Laughable. Dark Schneider hadn't believed it for an instant. And yet he had seen a great opportunity here, a place for danger and testing. He thrived on new challenges and new experiences. Here... here was a chance to decide the fate of an entire world. He was a sucker for big explosions, after all. Here was also a chance to test himself against Xelloss. The Mazoku represented a foe worthy of respect, ancient enough to make Dark Schneider himself look like a newborn infant. To face him from the other side of the playing field, on the team of the Prophet of Life, would have been boringly straightforward. But here, on the team of Destruction, he would have to match both his power and his wits against Xelloss to come out as the winner of the game. And if he could finally annihilate that insufferable Dan Hibiki once and for all... well, that was icing on the cake. "I'll tell you how we spot when Xelloss will betray us," he told the others as they regarded him with keen curiosity. "We don't." "What?" Bison snapped. "Xelloss knows we'd unite against him at the first sign of treachery," Dark Schneider said. "Therefore, there won't BE a first sign. By the time any of us spots what his plan to dispose of us will be, we won't have a chance to do a thing about it. It will be too late." "A rather defeatist attitude," M. Bison said in his granite-slab voice. "I thought you had more mettle than that, sorcerer." "Hmmph," Schneider insisted. "Did I say I was giving up? There is another solution. We take it as a given that Xelloss will eventually turn on us..." "And we turn on him first," Sephiroth finished quietly. "Betray him, before he can betray us. I see." Dark Schneider bowed his head ever so slightly towards silver- haired ex-SOLDIER. "Precisely." The Son of Jenova closed his Mako-blue eyes and smiled. He supposed they were right about Xelloss, though he felt it was immaterial. He did not fear the Mazoku, nor did he believe he needed allies to destroy him, if it came to that. Sephiroth had searched his heart at the prospect of gaining a world of his own, and had discovered, to his surprise, that he didn't care. If it happened, it happened. But it would be a hollow world, he knew, an empty place full of false dreams and plastic lives. Xelloss was no Creator, and any world which sprung from his hand would be nothing more than a facade. He wasn't competing in this tournament because of the promise of some Mazoku trickster. He was here because of the Living Godhead. He was here because of Mary. She had been at the center of his thoughts for a long time now. Her decision to give up her powers vexed him mightily, and he could not keep his mind from returning to what she had done. He wondered if she could really have done it. Could she really have sealed away her abilities, so she could never reach them again? The child's paradox came to him - "Could God create a rock so large that He couldn't lift it?" Could the Living Godhead create a seal so strong that she couldn't break it? Human minds could not cope with paradox, but Sephiroth's mind was not human. He knew the answer was also a paradox: "Yes and no." Sephiroth thought that Mary had made a grave mistake, and yet as the Living Godhead, she should not have been capable of error. He thought she was wrong, and yet he had to wonder... was she wiser than he knew? Could such a decision, monstrous as it seemed to him, have actually been correct? There was but one way to find out. This tournament would be the test of her decision. The team of Destruction would triumph - that, he would personally assure. And then, the real test would occur. Mary would have a choice. Either she could stand by and let her world perish in flame... or she could reclaim her divine heritage, break the seal that she had set upon her self, stand against the prophecy, and save the world. Sephiroth very much wanted to see what she would do. "Your course commends itself," he told Dark Schneider. "But for one factor. Whether or not we dispose of Xelloss himself, we must see this tournament through to the end." The ancient mage peered at Sephiroth thoughtfully. "I see. Yes, I can agree on that. Gentlemen?" "I concur," Alberto said. "As do I," M. Bison added, though he disliked having to go along with any idea which didn't originate from himself. "So, we will dispose of Xelloss sometime before the end of the tournament," announced Dark Schneider, "and then we will continue on to victory, and the fulfillment of the Prophecy of Destruction. We are in agreement." "Now," Bison rasped. "Let us decide how we shall destroy our so-called leader." And they continued to speak amongst themselves for a long time. - - - - - Getting to the UltraDome was proving to be a much greater challenge than Nabiki had expected. She looked out of the taxi's front windscreen and bit back a curse. The boulevard was packed with teeming throngs of humanity, overwhelming the police through sheer numbers and frantic energy. Cars of all sorts sat askew across the asphalt, parked haphazardly by the army of reporters, onlookers, and would-be Prophets of Life in their haste to get to the center of the action. She, Tendo Nabiki, was that center. The fighters and staff of Ultra attracted attention of their own, but the crushing focus of the media and public interest had landed, primarily, on her head. Everybody wanted to know who was going to be the Prophet of Life, who was going to defend their lives, and it seemed that they had all agreed that Nabiki was the person who would provide them with the answers. Well, she had chosen a Prophet, but she wasn't interested in talking about it to the throng. Part of that was a pressing need for haste, but a larger part was a sense that she'd chosen rashly. Hakubi Mary? A barely-recognized referee? Had she lost her wits? Lina had seemed sure. And there had been something else, a memory of a small girl appearing out of nowhere as she was about to sign away Ultra - and, assuredly her own life - to the grinning pillar of M. Bison. Mary had grown up a lot since then (some sort of space-time distortion, Washuu had explained breezily), but she was still the same girl who had saved Nabiki's life that day. Not a great reason for choosing her as Prophet of Life, Nabiki felt, but what else could she do? From beside her in the cab, Tarou growled. "We're never going to get through this damned mess." Nabiki turned her attention back to the problem at hand. She should have asked some of her fighters to stay and help clear a path. She hadn't known it was going to be this bad. She scanned around, and finally settled her gaze upon the entrance to a towering skyscraper. "Can you get us over there?" she asked Tarou, pointing to the doors. "Sure," the Chinese fighter said. He didn't ask what she intended to do once she got there. "Stick close behind me, all right?" "Understood." She shoved a handful of bills towards the cab driver, then grabbed her briefcase and laptop. "Let's go." The crowd pressed towards them as Tarou opened the cab door, microphones bristling from its mass like quills from a porcupine, a thousand bulbous, hungry camera lenses glinting in the sunlight. Tarou threw himself forward and applied himself like a wedge, shoving the human mass aside as he burrowed a path for himself and Nabiki. Questions and screams of desperation hammered them from all sides. They reached the entrance after what seemed an endless journey through reaching arms, grasping hands, and shouting faces. Nabiki's clothes were ripped and tattered in places, her hair a disheveled mess. Tarou turned and braced himself against the large double-doors, then shouted back to the surprised security guards at the information desk. "Lock this damned door!" he commanded. The guards obeyed. The throng broke against the building like waves against a cliff of stone. Tarou panted from the exertion. "They'll force their way through the glass if we wait too long," he marveled. "So what now?" "The roof," Nabiki told him, fixing her clothes as best she could. She had lost a shoe along the way, and she irritably kicked the other one off. "I'm going to charter a helicopter." Tarou grinned. "Good idea." It was an expenditure she could hardly afford, but in the torrent of debt which already faced her, what did it really matter? She walked as quickly as she could across the polished tile in her nylons without slipping as Tarou led her towards the elevators. Tendrils of the crowd were already pouring in from the other entrances to the building, but they were too late. Tarou shoved one eager reporter back out the elevator as the doors slid shut. Nabiki produced her cell phone from her tattered jacket, then sorted through a list of numbers to find the charter service. Tarou watched her, his brow furrowed in thought. "All right," the young CEO finally said, after having located the number she needed. "I'll arrange our ride. What a mess." "Do you think we'll be coming back here?" Tarou asked. Nabiki shook her head. "I doubt it. Not before the tournament ends, one way or another. There's nothing we can accomplish back here anymore." "I think," Tarou said slowly as the elevator rose, "that someone should stay behind to handle the affairs of Ultra back home." She looked at him with surprise. "What... you mean YOU want to stay?" "It might be best," he told her. "I know what needs to be done. There's a lot of cleanup and legal matters to deal with, and somebody has to..." "To HELL with that!" Nabiki said, her voice rising. "I need you with me, Tarou!" He blinked at her. Her lips were trembling. The smooth, confident, controlled facade of Tendo Nabiki, Ultra's CEO, had faded to a gossamer dream. The young woman who stood before him, her eyes wide and her hair askew, was finally showing the cracks in her armor. The colossal pressure, the devastating loss, the monstrous uncertainty - even an ice queen like Nabiki couldn't shrug it all off. "No, you're coming with me," she commanded, her voice shaking as she tried to sound crisp and authoritative. Her hands trembled as she stabbed angrily at the cell phone. "I'm not doing this alone, damn it. The lawyers can handle things back here. Who cares? I don't. We're going together." Tarou listened to her, and a smile crossed his face, surprisingly tender. "I can see this isn't going to work." "What?" she demanded, her voice sharp and desperate. "It'll be fine! We..." "Yes," he said, and he closed his hand over hers, lowering the cell phone. "It will be fine." "What are you doing?" she asked, her eyes wide and searching. "I have to... to call a helicopter..." "No," he told her softly. "You don't." "Wh..." "Do you trust me?" He gazed into her eyes. She nodded, her eyes never leaving his. "Good." The elevator door opened, and they stepped out onto the heliport on the roof of the skyscraper roof. Leading Nabiki by the hand, Tarou made his way over to the edge of the roof, where Tokyo sprawled below them in a tangled labyrinth of concrete and steel. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Better to show than tell," he replied. "Under the circumstances, I think that you're going to have to know, one way or another." "Know what?" He smiled, and as they stood in the whipping winds high above the city, he took her into his arms and held her close. Her heart thundered in her chest, pressed tight against him, and without even thinking about it, she returned his embrace, wrapping her arms around his back and holding on with all her strength. They stood there for a moment that seemed to last forever, and then Tarou leaned back, toppling into empty space, into the grasp of the wind. Nabiki did not scream as they plummeted over the edge of the skyscraper. He would keep her safe, after all. She trusted him. A surge of brilliant light enfolded them, and she felt Tarou change. Human skin turned to silver, human eyes turned to luminous orbs, human blood turned to living energy. The crystal that Tarou wore beneath his shirt pulsed with ancient, cosmic power. He was the defender from the stars. He was the Giant of Light. He was Ultraman. Nabiki smiled, and the pieces fell into place. 'I should have guessed,' she told herself. 'Of course. Of course.' He did not grow to his superhuman size as he carried her high across the city, the power thundering through him as he soared above the skyscrapers like a silver and crimson bullet with Nabiki clutched in his arms. For a time, all fear fell away from her, all thoughts of the terrible trial that lay before them vanished, and her heart surged with the pure joy of fight, the pure bliss of being held in his arms. Part of her wished she could simply freeze time and stay like this forever, high in the brilliant blue sky, the glittering city laid out beneath them as they held one another close. But she could see the ruin of the UltraDome rushing towards them, and for now, the moment would have to end. Tarou shifted her to a less intimate position, carrying her beside her with one hand around the waist, and descended towards the rubble-strewn parking lot. It seemed that everyone else had made it there before them, and the eyes of the remaining members of Ultra followed their approach. Nabiki landed, thanked Ultraman with what she hoped was a suitable air of formality, and straightened out her hair as she surveyed her troops. She scanned the faces of the assembled fighters, as well as the referees, the announcers, the technical crew, Lain, and the members of This Old Dojo. She tried to do a head count, but the world seemed to be spinning slightly. She felt a bit giddy. "Is everybody here?" she asked to nobody in particular. "I believe so," offered Yaga, always willing to assume a position of authority. "Your assistant isn't here," noted Lei Wulong. It figured, Nabiki thought - he was easily the most observant member of Ultra. "Tarou has a few loose ends to take care of," Nabiki informed him, hoping her casual tone didn't sound forced. She quelled an impulse to glance at Ultraman. "He'll be joining us later." "And what about Kasumi?" Akane asked. Nabiki stared at her blankly. "Kasumi?" she asked. "I just thought... I don't know..." Akane stammered, twiddling her fingers. "Maybe that she..." Ranma stepped up. "She's this Prophet of Light, right? Ain't she?" "Oh," Nabiki said, understanding. Her elder sister had never even occurred to her as a candidate. She found that highly odd, now that she thought about it, but now wasn't the time to ponder the matter. She turned her gaze towards the street beyond. Crowds had gathered around the police barricade which had been erected along the perimeter of the wreckage of the UltraDome, and the cameramen of the press had assumed strategic positions. Large sound dishes rose up above the heads of the onlookers. "The Prophet has come forward," Nabiki said, loudly enough to make sure the press heard. They deserved to know that much, at least. "But I'm not talking about it here. We'll deal with this when we get to our new base camp, all right?" The members of Ultra were as keen to find out the identity of this Prophet as anybody, but they all seemed willing to wait a little while longer. Nabiki turned to Mary. "Inform your mother that we're ready. She can open the gate." Tendrils of electricity crackled from a point in space, and hot ozone filled the air. Space and time wrenched themselves apart, and a shimmering blue portal surged into view, large enough to admit even the mighty Gundam DeathScythe and its maintenance trucks. Nabiki ushered her troops through the portal, keeping a wary eye on the crowd to make sure that no interlopers tried to sneak through. Her gaze paused only an instant on a cardboard box which stood amongst the rubble. She felt vaguely suspicious for a moment, but then dismissed her concerns as unnecessary and thought no more about it. After all, it was just a box - obviously harmless. If she had looked more closely at the innocuous cardboard box, she might have noticed that a small silhouette of a rubber duck had been drawn near one of the corners. If she had kept watching the box, she would have noticed rise up slightly, shuffle towards the gateway on two pairs of feet, and slip through the portal while nobody was looking. And if she had listened very carefully, she might have heard the muffled squeak. - - - - - The lights were out when the former Ultra crew arrived in the quasi-dimension. Naturally with a group that size, there followed a lot of commotion, shouting, and things falling down. "Sorry about that, everybody." Washuu's voice filled the room with the help of a few amplifiers. "The machines were stressed out opening a portal that big. Are the trucks in yet?" "Good to go," called an anonymous voice, presumably one of the truck drivers. "And the giant robot?" "All set," answered Duo. "And Yaga's ego?" "Rrrgh." "Right," Washuu said with an impish twinkle in her eyes. She scanned the assembled fighters and staff, the remaining members of MCTFF Ultra. "Now, as roomy as my humble digs are here, I don't have the space to put you all up. However, I understand there are accommodations at this End of Time place. So, we're going to have a few hours while my gateway charges up, and then I'm afraid I'll have to send you on your way." "Will there be enough room where we're going?" asked Nabiki. "Plenty," the super-genius said. "I've sorted it out." "We have some business to take care of," the CEO of Ultra told her host. "It... probably shouldn't wait. Do you have a place where all the fighters could meet?" "Why, in fact I do," Washuu informed her, with a special sort of 'I knew you were going to ask that look' reserved solely for mega-geniuses and soothsayers. "If you'll follow me..." The fighters split off from the rest of the staff. The non- combatants of Ultra felt a bit left out, but it couldn't be helped. Nabiki told them to make sure they were prepared for transit and to simply wait. They didn't need any extra people at the meeting that was about to follow. "Okay then." Washuu flipped a switch. Light spilled over the room. It spilled over every last wooden board, sliding door, futon and tranquil pond. Except for the giant control panel, and the fact that it was massively larger than the original, they were standing in an exact replica of the Tendo household. Complete with its own Kasumi. "Hello everyone," greeted the ex-God, seated next to Washuu. "I'm so glad everyone could make it." "Er. Sis?" Nabiki blinked, taken aback. "I didn't know you were gonna-" "I knew it!" Ranma crowed. "You are the Prophet of Life! We'll take that smiling demon out to the cleaners!" There was a general commotion among everyone present, battlecries and preemptive shouts of victory. It lasted a moment, until Kasumi smiled. It wasn't a threat or a warning, or anything other than her patented sweet and warm homegirl smile, but it quieted the room instantly. "Nabiki and Mary," she called pleasantly. "Why don't you stand up here by me?" The two were taken aback by the entire situation, but complied. It seemed a long walk to Nabiki, the eyes of almost the entire Ultra staff scrutinizing her every step. There was more than just the fate of the world riding on this, on her and a little girl and an eventual team of fourteen fighting for Life. She was good with pressure, thrived on it, but this was something different altogether. She managed to take her place beside her older sister with her game face intact, however, and that made the jitters subside. "As you know," began the girl who had once been God, hands clasped prettily in front of her dress, "we're in a bit of trouble now. Xelloss the Mazoku, a demon race from Miss Lina's world, has organized fourteen of Ultra's fighters, present and past, to engage us in a tournament. If they win, well..." She trailed off. They got the idea. "But of course, with our Prophet of Life to guide us to victory, they will properly punished and everyone will be happy." There was a resounding cheer... that cut off halfway through. "But..." Akane's voice filled the room. "Aren't YOU... uh... Kasumi? I mean, the Prophet?" The Tendo girl's eyes widened in surprise, a hand raised to her bosom in surprise. "Me? Oh, no, of course not. What a funny idea." "Soo... who is?" asked Ranma. Kasumi waved her arm. At the end of it stood both her younger sister and a small girl in a referee outfit. "Nabiki?" Hiroshi called in surprise. "Well, I guess it kind of makes sense..." said Daisuke. "I mean, the sister of an ex-God..." There were murmurs of hesitant consent. Nabiki's patience snapped. "No, not me!" she cried, pointing at Mary. "HER!" Things were quiet for a very long time. Mary shifted her weight nervously, small hands clasped. "Um... hi." "What's going on here?" boomed the voice of Yaga, stepping into the center of the room. "You can't be serious that a child is going to lead us to victory." Kasumi smiled. "I am very serious. She's the only one who can." "This is ridiculous!" The Japanese wrestler turned to the assembled cast and crew, eating up the limelight. "You expect us all to put our hopes into a referee who hasn't reached puberty?" There was a small amount of murmuring filtering through the room, most of it agreement. Lina Inverse, somewhere towards the front of the group, held her tongue. She'd helped sell the girl's credibility to Nabiki, but the little Godhead was going to have to stand on her own two feet if she was going to pull this off. "I'm going to agree with the thick-headed wrestler on this one," came another voice, and Mousse strode into the crowd. "Why should we be trusting ourselves to a little kid if Kasumi's right in front of us?" "Because Kasumi wouldn't work!" Mary shouted defensively. Her face turned red and she tried to stammer an apology to the oldest Tendo sister, but Mousse and Yaga were all over it. A number of This Old Dojo crewmen, Gundam maintenance workers and truck drivers were beginning to shout in league with the two antagonizing fighters. "And she stands here and mocks our previous God while she's at it!" The Chinese warrior scoffed. "I'm no raving fanatic, but this isn't the time to be tempting whoever the real Prophet is." "I'm not so into this either," called Marlo, who had unsurprisingly brought his own chair. "I mean, who's ever gone up against the forces of darkness with someone who hasn't had her first boyfriend yet?" "If we're really that pressed for Prophets," Gary chimed in, "why not me? At least I've graduated grade school." "We need a general who can send his troops to fight to the death," agreed Yaga, much more loudly than necessary. "Not a pre-teenaged kid with acne on her nose." Lina smacked her forehead. "I do not have- that's not the point!" cried Mary. "Listen to me!" 'They won't listen,' Nabiki thought sourly. They still think this is Sports Entertainment and they're letting their villainous persona take over. She was about to speak up, when a third voice entered the fray. "I think Mary is a good choice!" All eyes turned to the source of this unexpected sentiment. Small in frame but full of determination, Kinomoto Sakura of the Card Captor Team spoke. "She's helped me out a lot," the young Clow warrior told the assembled fighters. "I think she's very wise. Even if she doesn't pick me for her team, I think she'd make a good Prophet." Her partner, Li, gave her a very strange look. The rest of the fighters seemed far from convinced, and were muttering amongst themselves when another voice spoke up. "I agree with Sakura," Ash Ketchum said. The murmurs quieted. The young Pokemon trainer cleared his throat, looking pained but determined. "You all know what a mess I was," he told them. "How badly out of whack my head had gotten and everything. A lot of you tried to tell me that I was losing it." His eyes shifted over several faces - Gary, Jessie, James, and finally Tifa. "None of you got through to me. But she did," he pointed to Mary. "When everyone else had pretty much written me off for a loss, she... brought me back from the brink. I think there's more to her than you guys realize." This seemed to sink in more than Sakura's words had. Ash's turnaround had truly been a sort of miracle, and if Mary had been responsible... "So she has the vote of the kindergarten crowd," grumbled Yaga. "Is there anybody besides the diaper crowd who believes in this nonsense?" Mary felt something give way. She frowned at him, and there seemed to be way too many years packed into that small face than could be accounted for. "I'm sorry if I don't seem old enough for you. Or if I haven't had any experience in fighting. But I am the Prophet of Life, and I am choosing warriors to fight against the destruction of the universe. All the universes. If you're not interested, step back and stay out of my way." Yaga opened his mouth, meaning to laugh her off, his eyes locked on hers... but she wasn't looking away. And he felt like she wasn't going to, no matter how hard he stared. With all the dignity he could muster, the Great Yaga turned and re-entered the crowd. "Did... did Mary just stare down Yaga?" Sakura whispered. "Shh," breathed Shingo. "This is getting interesting." The tide of opinion seemed to be shifting. Most of the fighters in Ultra had been touched, one way or another, by Mary's presence, and every touch had affected them more than they realized. She could feel that she was making progress, but was it enough? Lei Wulong stepped forward, studying Mary intently with his keen, piercing eyes. Then, unexpectedly, he turned to Lina Inverse. "I always think it's best to consult the experts," the Tokyo Super-cop said. "And you're about as close to an expert as we've got for this sort of thing. What do you say, Ms. Inverse?" Lina hadn't really wanted to throw her weight in - if Mary relied on her too much for support, she'd never learn to stand on her own. Still, it was hard to duck a direct question. "I think," the red-headed sorceress said, "that there's only one person right now who feels sure that she's the Prophet of Life. And I also think that Xelloss won't be expecting her to be the one. Maybe that could be an advantage, hmm?" "Look," Nabiki raised her voice. "I've been looking for this damned Prophet for days now. Nobody knows more about this than I do. And I think Mary's the one." She was surprised by the vehemence of her own words. A few hours ago, she'd had the same doubts as the rest of them. Now, she was prepared to shout down anybody who still wanted to argue against Mary being the true Prophet. "Time is wasting. Are we going to get on with choosing the team, or does anybody else care to challenge the issue?" Yaga fidgeted, seemed about to say something, then closed his mouth. "So this is how things are," she heard herself saying. "I need to pick fourteen of you, ten single fighters and two tag-teams, to fight against Xelloss and his team." "When Xelloss picked his champions," she said, "he wasn't looking for powerhouses alone. If we do that, we'll lose. This battle won't be about power, not really. We have to fight because we want to protect our world. Our worlds." She paused, breathing heavily but taking pains not to show it. This is taking a lot out of her, thought Washuu, and felt love for her adopted daughter so strongly it almost choked her. "So are you ready for the team of Life to be chosen?" Mary asked. To her vast relief, the room thundered with cheers. She closed her eyes, waiting. And suddenly fear penetrated her mind. Now what? she thought. Shouldn't it just come to me? After all those words, after I got their attention, I can't just blank out! I can't, I can't! Oh please oh please oh please don't mess this up... The cheers had weathered out, and a few nervous sounds, such as the shuffling of feet or the clearing of throats were the dominant audio factor in the quasi-dojo dimension. Sweat stood out on Mary's neck. She began to tremble. Tears began to form under her eyelids. In a moment, she knew she was going to cry, and the fear of her doing so was all that kept it at bay. When the sound of a loud sobbing sound carried its way through the quasi-dojo, its occupants blinked in surprise. Mary did, too. "OYAJIIII!" was the cry following closely behind a wound-up ball of pink. It rolled from the midst of the crowds and to the feet of the young Godhead. Dan jumped up, manly tears streaming, and fell on one knee like a valiant knight of pinkness. Weeping openly, he took the young girl's hands. "Dan Hibiki will fight for all his might!" declared the shaking, weeping man. "Not just for his world! Not just for his right to live! Dan Hibiki will risk his very life for none other than his number one fan!" Her smile shone brighter than Washuu's elaborate configuration of powerlamps. "Let it be known," she called, her mind swimming, "that Dan Hibiki is the first chosen fighter of Team Life." "Oh, give me a break," Yaga spat, but did so quietly. The rest of the crowd applauded politely. "That's one down," Kasumi smiled. "Only thirteen more to go. Oh, this is so much fun!" Out of the crowd flew a small catlike creature with a note in its mouth. The applause halted as it extended its neck to give the piece of paper to Washuu. "Eh? What's Mew doing?" Ash whispered. "Chu," was his confused reply. The scientist looked the letter over, shrugged, and flipped a couple switches. The quasi-dojo was once again doused in blackness until a single spotlight roughly the size of the DeathScythe aimed itself towards the rafters. "...oh," said Ash. "Prepare for trouble!" "Make it double!" "To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all people within our nation!" "To spread the joys of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" "Jessie!" "James!" "Team Rocket defends Life at the speed of light!" "They'll surrender now or prepare to fight!" "Mew! Mew Mew!" The human duo somersaulted to the ground, landing in perfect formation, while Mew casually floated along. The lights poured back on thanks to a bemused Washuu. "That is so annoying," Marlo grumbled. Gary shook his head. "Tell me about it." Most of the crew was all applause, however. Mary joined in. "Then Team Rocket is our first team!" she called. "That makes three!" She paused a moment, then took a quick look at the crowd. "And I know who number four will be." "Ah! Our mighty Prophet has visions!" Dan shook a fist at the crowd. It was his way of spreading enthusiasm. The girl's head swiveled. Everyone followed her gaze. "Duo Maxwell," she said. "At you service," he agreed cheekily, from somewhere inside the DeathScythe. Mary smiled, but felt butterflies in her stomach. That decision came to her as so obvious, so necessary, that she had no idea what triggered it. And now that she'd outright picked a champion of her own, the volunteers seemed to be hesitant to come forward. Dan, Team Rocket, and Duo were all right, she knew that. But who was next...? "Marlo Semaj," she realized out loud. The Furnityre Warrior laughed, climbing out of his chair. "Well, at least you have good taste. I still have my reservations, but what the hell. I'm in." She had barely enough time to breath before she blurted out, "And Li Ping." The American fighter blinked. "Me? Saving the world?" Mary nodded at him. "You." "Just think of it as a really epic movie," Sakura chimed in, nudging him. "Yeah," agreed Shingo. "The Chosen One who has to battle with the weight of the world on his shoulders." Sakura nodded knowingly. "He might not realize it at first, but only he can do it-" "I get what you mean. This is awesome!" Li Ping was almost bouncing from excitement. He did a few tricky flips in the air. "I'm so in!" "Oh, my," Kasumi beamed. "Six already. You're almost halfway there, Mary!" "More than halfway, I'd think." The collective attention of those present turned toward the rough mannerisms of Bean Bandit. "What do you think, Teef?" The brunette grinned. "I'd have to say I agree. I've taken on worse odds than this at the stake of the world, and I'll take them on again. If you'll allow us, of course." "It's not really allowing," Mary answered. "There are pieces of the puzzle that just... seem to fall into place. All I'm doing is arranging things." Bean raised an eyebrow behind his shades. "So you're saying...?" "Oh. You're in, of course. And I think that's our second team, too." "Well, naturally. We're at our best when we're together." He tossed Tifa a wink. Mary sighed. It was coming so easily now. "Our next fighter is Lina Inverse," she announced. The sorceress beamed. "A fairly obvious choice. And I can't wait to teach that bimbo Naga a thing or two about strange bedfellows." The sound of her cracking her knuckles went through the spines of everyone present. "We'll be more than happy to give you your chance," agreed Nabiki. "I can't believe I ever had such a fool on my pay list." She tapped her chin. "And while we're on that subject, how about Ultraman here?" She tossed her incognito employee a smirk. Mary blinked. "I was just about to say that." Ultraman expressed his assent with a single nod. The young girl went back to concentrating, although it wasn't really necessary. "And Ash Ketchum." She was smiling when she said it, but it was a faltering thing. A keen observer would have found it quite disturbing. Ash, meanwhile, grinned at Raichu. "What do you say? Up for it?" "Rai rai." Puzzled glances. "That's a yes," Ash translated. Kasumi clapped. "This is wonderful! It's going much faster than I expected! Only three more to go, Mary!" The girl looked up at her, eyes full of worry. After Ash, she felt completely dry. It was as if the slate she'd been reading from had been wiped clean. Nothing else was coming to her. Nothing else... she thought, and her mind lingered on those words. Nothing is coming to me. Coming to me. "I think..." she began, then shook the away her doubts. They wouldn't follow anyone who was unsure of themselves, let alone a little girl. "The next two fighters need to come forward of their own free will," she said. Shingo, Sakura, Selphie, Zell, Lei, Ranma, and Akane were instantly on their feet. "I'm ready for anything!" "Of course, I'll fight!" "We're here for ya!" "Just tell me where to sign up!" "You can count on me to fight." "Come on, you can't lemme miss a fight like this. And I gotta stop that old freak from having his way." "You know I'm ready to give it my all!" Mary shook her head at the gaggle of eager fighters. They stopped talking instantly, thunderstruck. "I'm... sorry, but only one of you will be entering the Team. That doesn't mean you're not needed, or any less necessary," she hurried on, "but most of your places will be assisting from the sides." "So which one of us is it?" asked Sakura. Shingo nodded emphatically. "Yeah, don't keep us in suspense!" Mary checked a sigh, and somehow turned into a small smile. "I'm sorry, but I don't know yet. It will fall into place once the next two come forth." "Then I'll come forth," came a voice. Possibly the last voice any of them expected to hear. Also quite possible the last person they expected to be there at all. A mass of tall muscle made its way from the backs of the entourage. It walked directly up to Mary, and looked down at her from what seemed miles of bulk. "Sagat," Mary greeted, inclining her head. "You are indeed the one we need." "Wait a minute," Ranma cried, jerking back to his feet. "Why him? The guy who used to work for Bison, fighting against evil? What are you even doing here in the first place?" The Muay Thai fighter's eye turned on the young martial artist. He sneered, folding arms of his broad chest. "What a foolish question, although I'm not surprised to hear it from you. I'm sure as hell not going to follow the schemes of another raving lunatic like Bison again. And do you really think I'd let a bunch of kids, brats, and fools fight for my right to live? I'm not trusting my life to anyone except myself." "Valiant words," smirked Washuu. Ranma looked like he was about to rise to the challenge, but Akane restrained him with a firm hand. "Let it go. We still have two more to go." Mary nodded, and the teenaged martial artist settled down. She was afraid there would be a long, awkward silence. This wasn't the case. "I guess I have no choice, then," rumbled Yaga. "At least it'll give me the chance to teach Satan a thing or two about joining forces with someone who disrespects our livelihood." The little Godhead beamed. "Great. Welcome to the team. And by the time this is over, I'll prove to you that I'm worthy of being Prophet." The Great Yaga allowed himself a grin. "I have known mighty men, giant men, and great warriors who could never speak those words with such conviction. But," he added, "I am going to hold you to that promise." "I look forward to proving it," she said somberly, then set her thoughts once again. "So it's down to one more," Nabiki mused. "You know who it is yet?" "Yeah. I... do." She chewed her lip. Her eyes brushed over the crowd. Ranma sat forward... and felt her eyes fall on him. He grinned, began to stand... ...and they slid past him, settling on his fiancée. "Akane," Mary said. "Tendo Akane will be our final teammate." Both fiancées were equally taken aback at this news. They tried to talk, but couldn't for the stumble in their voices. "Why ME?" "Why HER? I mean, and not ME?" Mary shrugged. "I don't know. But your place is at the sidelines, Ranma. Behind the scenes. You'll be important there, believe me. But it's Akane's turn to take the ring." 'Oh, great,' thought Nabiki. 'Here's where Ranma makes a huge deal and possibly ruins everything.' But Ranma was utterly silent. Akane looked at him apprehensively, worried herself. "Do you accept this responsibility?" Mary asked. Perhaps once, she would have waited for Ranma's nod before agreeing. Perhaps once, she would have agreed with even more vehemence if he made a lot of noise. This wasn't then. "I do," she said resolutely. "And I'll do my best." The Japanese martial artist gamely forced a sportsmanlike grin onto his face. "Ah, what the hell. It's probably a huge mistake, but I've seen what ya can do now. And it's not like I have much of a choice anyway." Mary sighed with relief. She raised her hands, and called out. "Team Life has been chosen!" The cheers could have carried into the next quasi-dojo over. It wasn't UltraDome intense, but comparatively, it was pretty close. The ruckus was only cut out by Washuu turning on her own voice amplifier t the highest setting. "Not to ruin the mood, but can we take this celebration somewhere else? This place isn't exactly cheap to keep operational." "All right, let's move it out," Nabiki called as the lights flickered out and the giant portal reappeared. "We all know where to be the night of the first fight." The sounds of a mass exodus gradually surfaced, and beneath it all, she grinned to herself. "The first fight of Final Ultra. The beginning of the end." "Is something wrong?" asked Kasumi, having somehow made it to her sister's side in the pitch dark. How her voice carried over the DeathScythe's exit was beyond Nabiki, but she still wasn't surprised to hear it. The entrepreneur chuckled, shaking her head. "Not really. I just remember when I did was scam neighborhood people out of money and all you did was clean the house and look after everyone." "Oh, yes," Kasumi agreed. "Things were a lot simpler then, I suppose. I don't think I'd trade that time for this, though. Do you?" Nabiki rubbed at her eyes. "I don't know. Sometimes, maybe. I never did realize how much things would change when you went to fight that tournament. That was really the start of it all, wasn't it?" The younger Tendo smiled. It was full of kindness that you didn't have to see to feel. "Goodness, I don't think so. These matters tend to start long before we're caught up in them." "You're probably right. Well," Nabiki sighed, "I might as well follow everyone and make sure they don't throw a giant party to completely bankrupt what little I have left. You coming?" "Of course I am. I wouldn't miss it for the world." When all was said and done and the portal closed, the lights flickered back on. Only four remained. Washuu smiled down at Mary and gave her a tight hug. The young girl had stopped Dan from leaving by grabbing onto his gi, and so the pink clad martial artist was caught up in the embrace as well. "You did great," she said. "I'm sorry they gave you such a rough time at the start." Mary shook her head. "I'm not. It's just like I said to Mr. Yaga, I'll have to prove my worth to them. But I'm up to it." "I have to say you proved it to me already." Lina grinned. "I'll never forget the look on that buffoon's face when he realized you weren't gonna break first." "I just hope he's not too offended." Mary smiled. "To be honest, I just want to go to sleep." "You earned it." Lina turned back to the scientist. "Think you can crank up a smaller portal for me and the weeping warrior there?" "Not a problem." Washuu swapped a few coordinates and the blue sphere was back, human-sized. "There's nothing shameful of a man's tears!" Dan protested. Mary laughed. "Not at all. Oh, and Dan... I wanted to say thank you." "Thank me? For what?" The man blinked. "I did nothing that-" She laughed again and covered his cheeks in mountains of butterfly kisses. - - - - - One day before the Tournament was scheduled to begin, the two teams faced one another for the first time. They stood in the Ultimate Arena in the shadow of the looming gargoyle that would serve as their Referee. [Prophet Of Destruction,] the immense voice of the Referee boomed, [Your Team Has Been Chosen.] "Indeed it has!" he asserted, stepping forth. He could sense some sort of barrier in place between the sides upon which the two teams stood. There was obviously meant to be no fighting before the Tournament itself began, which was probably a good thing. A few of these people looked ready to lunge at each others' throats. [Prophet Of Life,] the gargoyle continued. [Your Team Has Been Chosen.] "Yes," Mary agreed, her chin raised high. "We're ready." Xelloss peered at her curiously. This had not been who he had expected to face as the Prophet of Life. Very, very odd. But his grinning face betrayed no surprise. He was too old a player to tip his hand so clumsily. "Hal-oo, Mary-chan!" he called. "So good to finally meet you in person! I've been looking forward to this, don't you know. Such an honor!" "Can it, Xelloss," Lina snapped. "And a fine hello to you to, Lina-chan!" the Mazoku chirped back. "I've forgiven you for that Chrono Trigger thingy you did to me, by the way. Very clever of you. Very cunning. I really do admire you!" She stuck her tongue out at him in response. He continued on merrily. "What an interesting little band you've pulled together, Mary-chan!" he burbled. "Quite a few faces I wasn't expecting to see. Why, if it isn't Sagat! You're looking positively grumpy, my friend! Are you feeling that you ended up on the wrong side, hmm?" "Hardly," the Muay-Thai fighter grunted. M. Bison let out a deep, throaty chuckle. "Ah, Sagat," he rumbled. "Such a pity to see you reduced to the level of the children you once derided. How far you have fallen since you left me! It will be a mercy killing when I put you out of your misery." "You?" Sagat snorted, seeming genuinely amused. "You and what army, Bison? Oh yes, you lost your army. I wonder, can you survive without it?" The former dictator's smile widened, but the tendons in his neck stood out, and his eyes blazed angrily. The Referee interrupted any further conversation which may have ensued with his sonorous tones. [The Time Has Come. The Prophets Have Assembled Their Fighters. Now, The Contests Shall Be Determined.] The stands of the Ultimate Arena flickered and seemed to fall away, fading into a star-studded darkness. The two teams were left standing on a flat plane of stone that floated amongst countless swirling galaxies, drifting through the endless void. [The First Stage Of The Tournament. The Fights Shall Number...] a pause, as if the Referee were processing something, then: [Six.] Six globes of stone rose from the blackness, each one colossal in its dimensions, though it was hard to determine how big they truly were. They might have been the size of a battleship, or as big as islands, or as huge as moons. They orbited slowly around the perimeter of the floating Arena floor. Each globe seemed composed of two kinds of stone - each had a light half, and a dark half. One of them detached itself from the orbital path and hovered above the two teams, the light stone facing Mary and the dark side facing Xelloss. [Destruction Shall Choose The First Challenger,] the Referee intoned. "Oh, well," Xelloss replied, tossing his head back and forth. "Let me see. Hmm. Well, how about we start with Mr. Cage? He's back from the dead and all. I'm sure he's eager to get back into the swing of things, right, Johnny?" The movie star turned zombie stepped forward and mugged. The effect of his practiced spotlight smile was somewhat dampened by the fact that his skin was a sort of nasty greenish hue, and seemed to be flaking off in places. "Yeah, man!" he agreed. "On with the show!" Streaks of deep purple light burst forth from the surface of the dark stone, carving their way along the smooth face of the globe. The light resolved itself into patterns, which became runes. It was no language that any of them had ever seen, yet all found that they could make sense of the glowing characters which had been set into the globe. It was as if they had been written in some primal tongue, buried deep in the subconscious, common to every human mind. The runes spelled out the name of Johnny Cage. [Life Shall Choose The First Champion.] "Allow me," came the voice of the Great Yaga. "I believe it would be fitting for me to begin the contest. I shall fight in the first..." "YAGA!" snarled Lina. "What are you DOING?" But it was too late. Streaks of golden light burst forth from the surface of the light stone, etching Yaga's name into the smooth finish of the stone opposite Cage's runes. Lina glared at the big man, enraged. "What are you thinking?" she demanded. "I believe I should handle this," Yaga said. "As Ultra's Head Booker, I'm most qualified to determine..." "This isn't booking!" Lina shouted. "Your experience doesn't mean anything, Yaga!" "Of course it does..." "No!" The small sorceress glared up at the muscular wrestler. "Get it through your head, buster. This is NOT sports- entertainment! We aren't here to 'book' interesting matches. We're not here to cater to rivalries or entertain the crowd. We are here to win! That's it! That's all!" Yaga seemed about to protest, but the look in Lina's eyes brought him up short. He took a deep breath, then bowed his head slightly towards her. "Very well," he acknowledged with stiff pride. "I concede the point. Who decides the matches, then?" "That's Mary's job," Lina said. "Yes," the young messiah agreed. "But Yaga, I do want to hear what you have to say, if you have a suggestion. Just... don't make any decisions like that until we're ready. All right?" "You are most gracious," the veteran fighter said. Lina seemed satisfied, and turned back towards the enemy team. "All right, looks like we're stuck with this. We can't change our pick, can we?" [The Choice Has Been Made.] "Thought so." [The Conditions Are Normal,] the Referee said. [The Setting Is The Borderlands Of Hades.] "Wait, wait!" Lina called out. "What does that mean? I thought we were fighting here! And what's this about conditions?" [The Setting Shall Be Duplicated Within The Arena,] the Referee clarified. [The Location Is Chosen At Random. The Replica Will Conform To The Boundaries Of Each Given Contest.] "And the conditions?" [Combat Without Interference Within The Established Boundaries. Battle Continues Until One Fighter Falls For The Count Of Ten, Or Until A Fighter Declares Surrender. These Are The Normal Conditions.] "What," she asked, "are abnormal conditions?" [A Random Possibility Has Been Assigned,] the gargoyle droned. [Special Stipulations Will Be Set For Victory In Certain Matches. You Will Be Informed In Advance If This Is The Case.] "Oh," the sorceress said. "We get told after we decide who fights?" [Correct.] "Right." The sphere with the two names, each pulsing from the light some internal eldritch furnace, shifted back into the orbital path, and a fresh sphere took its place. The voice of the Referee washed across them in its leaden tones. [Life Shall Choose The Second Challenger.] "Oh, we take turns picking first," Lina observed. "Is that how it works?" [Correct.] "Right. Okay, Mary. Who do you choose?" The Prophet of Life felt her mouth go dry. "Um... let me see. Does anyone have any suggestions?" Yaga seemed about to say something, but though the better of it. The rest of the Life team shifted and fidgeted. They all wanted to volunteer, but at the same time none of them were quite confident enough to step forward. Lina Inverse took a deep breath. "Okay, look. Let's try to get our most experienced people out in front tonight. And by experienced, I mean people who've had to fight in high-pressure situations, where lives are at stake. Right?" Mary nodded. That gave her a starting point. She considered the faces of her fighters, thought about what she knew of each of their backgrounds. "Okay. Then... let's choose Duo Maxwell for the second fight." "Sounds good to me," Duo agreed. With a noise like steaming water erupting through a fissure in the earth, Duo's name etched itself in golden runes onto the surface of the dual-hued globe. [Destruction Shall Choose The Second Champion.] Xelloss hummed and frowned and made a big show of pretending like he was thinking it over. Lina wondered how much of it was an act - she thought that Xelloss really did decide things on a whim once and a while, but more often than not he was as crafty a strategist as Sun Tzu. The ditzy act was all part of his camouflage. "Well, since you're choosing one of your biggest fighters," he said, "how about I choose one of my smallest! Bulleta? Why don't you take this one?" "Golly, widdle me?" squealed pint-sized maniac. "That's so nice of you, Mr. Xelloss!" And B.B. Hood's name blazed its way onto the booking sphere. "Her?" Duo choked in astonishment. "You're putting a little kid like that up against a Gundam? Man, maybe I should fight this one without DeathScythe." "You'll do no such thing," Lina shot back. "Remember why we're here. If it's an easy win, it's an easy win." But she didn't think it would be. She didn't know how it would happen, but she had a feeling that Duo would have his hands full dealing with his miniscule foe. [The Conditions Are Search-And-Destroy. The Setting Is Planetoid 77A-6 In The Pleiades Sector.] "Search and destroy?" Lina glowered. "What the hell does that mean?" [It Is Not So Different From The Normal Conditions. Search-And-Destroy Means There Will Be Some Seeking Between The Combatants Before They Can Fight.] "Great. I'm sure there'll be a whole bunch of places for a Gundam to hide on Planetoid... what was it?" [The Setting Is Planetoid 77A-6 In The Pleiades Sector.] Duo scratched his head. "Where the heck is that?" Lina shrugged. "Sounds like the sort of place we always used to hold Omega fights to me. I guess you'll find out the details when it comes time to fight." [Destruction,] the Referee announced as the globes shifted, and a fresh sphere positioned itself above their heads, [Shall Choose The Third Challenger.] "Well now," Xelloss began. He flipped a few coins, rolled a few dice, and then looked thoughtful. "I know! Let's have a little tag-team action tonight, shall we? Haohmaru and Morrigan will do the honors!" "ENLIGHTENMENT!" erupted Haohmaru, right on cue. "LET THE MINSTRELS SING OF THIS GLORIOUS CONFRONTATION! LET THE T-SHIRTS BE PRINTED! LET THE DVD VERSION OF OUR BATTLE CONTAIN A HOST OF SPECIAL FEATURES!" "Moron," Lina muttered. [Life Shall Choose The Third Champion.] Mary considered for only a moment. She thought that she could, if push came to shove, create a tag team by pairing any two of her fighters, or separate the teams and let the members fight solo. But there wasn't any point to that, at least not at the moment. Both her tag teams were experienced, but Team Rocket seemed more nervous. "Bean Bandit and Tifa Lockheart will fight," she announced. The runes flared. Bean seemed to pale a bit, his lantern jaw set like a rock formation, but Tifa gave Mary a confident nod. [The Conditions Are Tag-Team Standard. The Setting Is Central Park, New York, Planet Earth.] "Central Park?" Bean growled at the Referee. "Don't you care about property damage or nothin'?" [The Setting Is A Replica. The Real Location Will Not Be Affected.] "Oh yeah," the Roadbuster said, chagrined. "Forgot about that." Three of the globes had now been filled with runes dictating who would fight. One of the remaining three clean spheres floated into place. [Life Shall Choose The Fourth Challenger.] Mary wiped a sheen of sweat from her forehead. This was as grueling as fighting in a match, in its own way. Opposite her, Xelloss had produced a book of crossword puzzles, studying it as if he didn't have a care in the world. She hated to admit that his nonchalant act was getting to her, but it was. To settle her heart, she reached for something which always gave her comfort. "I choose Dan Hibiki!" she announced. "OOSHA!" Dan shouted, manly tears suddenly bursting from his eyes. "Stone Cold Taunting Legend Dan Hibiki shall not let you down! Mighty are his fists! Mighty are his feet! Mighty, even, are his armpits!" [Destruction Shall Choose The Fourth Champion.] Xelloss seemed to take a particular delight in this moment. He scanned his fighters, letting his eyes rest momentarily on Dark Schneider before looking away. The handsome sorcerer grimaced - he seemed to realize he'd been passed over. The Mazoku knew that the legendary wizard ached to fight Dan, but it wouldn't do to give the man everything he wanted so soon. He eyed Sephiroth for a moment, who also had a history of despising the Pink Wonder. The Prophet of Destruction cocked his head, considered for a longer moment, then finally said: "How about... B-ko? Yes, I think that would be good." The lavender-haired mecha-queen threw back her head and laughed heartily. "A fool like that? I shall crush him easily!" she vaunted as her name seared its way into the stone of the booking sphere. [The Conditions Are Normal. The Setting Is Graviton High, In Japan Of Planet Earth.] Mary blinked in surprise. That location - B-ko's old high school - seemed more than just a choice of coincidence. Did the Referee have some sort of hidden criterion for choosing the place of the fights? The spheres shifted again, and the fifth of them swung its way into position. Its polished surface gleamed dully in the faint light of the stars. [Destruction Shall Choose The Fifth Challenger.] Xelloss produced a mug of coffee from beneath his cloak, sipped it for an agonizingly long moment, then feigned surprise. "Oh!" he exclaimed. "Well, according to my coffee grounds, I need to pick... M. Bison!" The crimelord let out a satisfied rumble. "Ah," he hissed. "It will be good to be back on the battlefield. I have to make up for a bit of lost time." A laugh like crumbling marble rolled out of his throat. "Now, who shall be my victim?" [Life Shall Choose The Fifth Champion,] the Referee stated. Mary began to say that it would be Sagat, but then she stopped herself. She watched Xelloss as he dumped creamer from a tiny silver pot into his coffee mug, seemingly oblivious to the proceedings around him. 'That would be the most obvious choice,' she thought to herself. 'But does that make it the right one? Or maybe it IS the right choice, and he's trying to psych me out into...' She shook her head once, definitively. Trying to second-guess a Mazoku was a surefire road to paralytic confusion. She surveyed the fighters again, trying to clear her mind, listening to the voice of her heart. If she couldn't trust that, she could trust nothing. 'Not Sagat,' she thought, the whispering voice in her head confident and sure. 'Not this time.' So she looked elsewhere, and suddenly it came to her. She didn't know from where the intuition had arisen, but it felt right, and she spoke without any further hesitation. "Ultraman," she said. "Ultraman will fight this time." The light on the sphere shimmered and dug through the stone, and the runes for Ultraman appeared. [The Conditions Are Standard,] the Referee informed them. [The Setting Is The Lake Edwards Salt Flats Of Planet Earth.] The final sphere moved into place, casting its shadow across the assembled warriors. [Life Shall Choose The Sixth Challenger.] Mary felt as if she'd been run a marathon, and it still wasn't over. She could sense the eyes of her fighters on her as she struggled with the choice. 'A safe choice,' she thought. 'Someone who can handle the pressure.' She raised her head and called: "Lina Inverse will fight." "Oh goody!" Xelloss beamed. "I do love it when Lina-chan struts her stuff. I always felt disappointed on those shows where she wasn't booked, you know. Seemed wrong, somehow. And now, wonder of wonders, I get to choose who she'll be facing! This is just a thrill for me, I want to say. A dream come true." [Destruction Shall Choose The Sixth Champion.] Naga the White Serpent strode forth, clad in her scandalous black leather outfit which served as a sparse frame for her voluptuous curves. "OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!" she belted in her spine- chilling laugh. "Obviously, the most fitting opponent for Lina in this fight is..." "Happosai!" Xelloss declared joyously. "WHAT?" Naga screeched. "Sweet-o!" the little lecher croaked in lascivious glee. "Me and scrumptious Lina-chan, together at last!" Lina Inverse made a sour face and glared at Xelloss. "You're a jerk, you know that?" "Now, now," Xelloss scolded. "We don't need name-calling here, do we? We're all friends here at the End of Time!" This was a statement of such blatant absurdity that nobody dignified it with a response. [The Conditions Are Standard,] the gargoyle declared. [The Setting Is The Island Of Bikini On Planet Earth.] Happosai's globular eyes grew to the size of dinner plates, sparkling with tears of perverted joy. He trembled, and held his tiny hands in front of him as if praying. "The... the island of Bikini?" he wheezed. "Hallelujah! WOO-HOO! Here I come, BABY!" On the other side, Lina's face became ashen pale. She knew that Happosai drew his strength from his various descents into depravity. "There's such a place? Island of Bikini?" She swallowed hard. "That... doesn't mean what I think it does... does it?" "No, it doesn't." To her surprise, a large hand fell on her shoulder in a comforting gesture. She turned and came face to face with the Great Yaga. His smile was immediately reassuring. "Yaga?" she said. "Trust me," he told her. "In spite of the name, it is a place with a sad and shameful history. Happosai will find nothing there he desires." The color returning to her face, Lina gave him a grateful nod. "Tell me about it later, okay?" "I shall," the wrestler promised. The last sphere, its runes blazing on both the light and dark sides, vectored off into the void to join its companions. Their orbit tightened, and they drew themselves into a spiral around the striped gargoyle that was the Referee. One by one, they sank out of sight behind the great stone wings folded behind the Referee's back. [The First Stage Has Been Decided. Six Battles Shall Be Fought. Six Victors Shall Be Determined. Go Now, And Return To Your Places Of Waiting. The Time For The Tournament Approaches.] The carved walls and stands of the Arena faded back into place, obscuring the star field once more and restoring the great coliseum to its former stately, ominous grandeur. The two teams, exchanging a few final glares at one another, began to shuffle their way towards their respective doorways. The fighters had all disappeared into their respective sanctuaries, leaving only the Prophets of Life and Destruction in the Arena, when two figures suddenly burst forth from one of the side entrances to the Team of Life's area. Hiroshi and Daisuke stared about the almost empty coliseum, eyes wide with awe at their first sight of the majestic structure. Once again, they'd managed to miss seeing the assembled Team of Life - the roster would be as big a surprise to them as it would to the audience when the time to fight came. "Hey!" shouted Hiroshi to the Referee. "Excuse me! I just have a question!" [Ask.] The energetic announcer cleared his throat, then spread his hands wide. "What about us?" [You Are Not Participating In The Tournament,] the Referee stated. "Of course we are!" Hiroshi insisted. [You Are Not Members Of Either Team,] noted the striped gargoyle. "No," Daisuke told it. "We're the announcers." "Yeah!" Hiroshi agreed. "Where do we sit when this thing starts? I don't want to be late for the show." The grey face of the gargoyle showed no expression at all. [Announcers Are Not Required.] "WHAT?" Hiroshi cried in dismay. "We are SO required! Um... sir," he added quickly. He wasn't sure what this big thing really was, though he expected it had to be some sort of god or demon or something. Nobody had really explained that part to him. [The Witnesses Will Be Present,] the Referee boomed. [No Intermediary Is Needed.] "That's not the point!" Hiroshi demanded. "The point is that there have to be announcers to call the action, okay? That's just... that's just... that's ULTRA! All right?" [This Is The Tournament At The End Of Time. It Is Not Ultra.] "Yes it is!" Hiroshi insisted. "Look, this whole thing is set to decide whether we all live or die, right? So it's OUR tournament! As in the tournament of the people of Earth! And we are calling it Ultra - FINAL Ultra - so by God, it IS Ultra!" Daisuke nodded his agreement, and both Prophets looked on thoughtfully. "At Ultra, there are announcers!" Hiroshi continued, his voice charged with passion. "And that's us! We're the announcers, me and Daisuke. We've been here since the beginning, and we HAVE to be here at the end! We deserve this!" [Why?] "Because we've given everything for this job!" Hiroshi exclaimed. "Because we've both lost our jobs and struggled back! Because... uh..." "Because we've died and been cloned," Daisuke commented. "We've fought as hard as these fighters!" Hiroshi insisted. "And the people expect us to be there! It won't be right unless somebody announces the match, and WE are the ones who have to do it!" The hyperactive commentator took a huge gulp of air, trembling and sweating. Mary stepped forward beside him and addressed the gargoyle. "They have a point," she said. "It won't change the fights to have them announcing, and it's... fitting for them to be here." She looked at Xelloss, hoping her face didn't betray her sense of anxiety. "Hmm." The Mazoku steepled his fingers together and seemed to think about it. "You know, I really don't mind. It would seem sort of lonely without these two lads. I have no objection." [The Prophet Of Life And Prophet Of Destruction Are In Agreement?] the gargoyle asked. "On this matter," Xelloss acknowledged. "If on nothing else." "Yes," Mary said. [Very Well. A Place Shall Be Set. The Announcers Shall Be Allowed To Perform Their Duty.] "Thank you," Hiroshi gasped, beaming. "Thank you so much." [And Now, Prepare Yourselves,] the great chiseled Referee commanded. [The Hour Approaches. The Beginning Is Near.] - - - - - They had been given a place to rest in the Ultimate Arena, a backstage of their own from which to organize their efforts during the contest. It spread out from a passage which led to the fighting area itself, a labyrinth of tunnels and chambers all carved in smooth, somber granite. The actual temperature was moderate, but it felt somehow cold all the same. The crew of This Old Dojo and the rest of the Ultra staff had entered this anthill of corridors, determined to make it their own. Their posters and calendars began to appear on the wall, pictures of family and friends, their favorite comics and drawings. There was not a whole lot for them to do at this event, though none had declined the invitation to come along. So they went about breathing their own life and personality into these vast, uncaring halls. Mary found their efforts to be quietly, incredibly brave. She had her team, and the time had almost come. They waited in their backstage sanctuary, assembled in the order that she had planned to introduce them. She looked out over their faces, her guts twisting and knotting about themselves like strings wound around the fingers of an amateur trying to learn the cat's cradle. Most of them were more nervous than she was. There were a few exceptions, fortunately. Lina Inverse seemed unaffected by the pressure, and those around her drew strength from the breezy confidence she exuded. Ultraman was hard to read. Duo Maxwell leaned against the wall, his hands folded behind his head, as if he were dozing in the sun. But most of them were all but terrified. Li Ping looked practically green, and Bean Bandit's eyes darted around like those of a trapped animal. Tendo Akane fidgeted with her hands, desperate for something to do, and the normally unshakable Marlo wore a haunted look on his face. 'Talk to them,' she told herself. 'Inspire them. That's why you're here.' She stepped forward, and all heads swiveled, all eyes focused on her at once. She was dismayed to see the looks of distrust and uncertainty still coloring the faces of her fighters, but she had not proven herself to them, not yet. It was time to start. "We are here," she told them soberly, "because the lives of billions depend upon us. I would not have asked you to join this team if I did not think you could handle the task." They listened, silent and apprehensive. Mary swallowed hard. "You are all superb fighters. Each of you has proven yourself countless times in battle. But everything you've done, everything you've achieved up to now, has all been in preparation for this. Now, you must fight with everything you've got." It didn't seem to be helping. Sagat's face was hard and cold, Yaga pursed his lips. Li Ping seemed to be battling to keep his lunch down. "Never forget," she continued, searching for the right words, "what is at stake here. Never forget the innocent lives that you will be saving. Never let yourselves forget that you're fighting for them, for all the people out there in the world. Their future is in your hands. Their lives are in the balance." She saw Akane try to swallow on a dry mouth. Duo flinched. Ash bit his lip. Marlo's jaw quivered. Bean Bandit seemed about to faint. 'This isn't working!' she thought desperately, her eyes scanning the faces of her fighters. 'I can't...' "I'm sorry to interrupt," came the voice of Tifa Lockheart. "Can I just say something, Mary?" "Sure," the young messiah said in a hoarse voice. Tifa patted Bean on his beefy arm, smiled up at him, and calmed him with her eyes. The long-haired fighter strode out in front of the rest of the group and took her place beside Mary. "I've been in this situation before," Tifa told the members of the Team of Life. "And believe me, that doesn't make it any easier. But there's a way to think about this to get yourself through it." Their eyes were riveted upon her face, they hung on her every word. "You can't think about all the people out there," Tifa told them, gently contradicting what Mary had said. "You know we're here to save the world, but that's really just an abstract concept. No person can really know what that means. If you tried to think about it all, tried to take them all into your heart, you would simply... burst." Nods and sighs. Mary listened with the rest of them. "There's no shame in that," Tifa continued, her voice strong and confident. "The human heart can only hold so much. So don't try to focus on the big picture. You aren't here to defend the world. You're here because of the ones you love. You're here for your mother," she said to Ash, "for your fiancee," she said to Akane, "for each other," she told Jessie and James. She turned her eyes to Sagat. "Or you are here for yourself, your pride. For the music you want to hear again, for the sunsets you have yet to see." And their eyes grew clearer as she spoke. The trembling lips stilled, the shaking hands steadied. "You are here to defend YOUR life," she told them. "You need only think about the people you love, on your own dreams. You can trust that everything else flows from that, like tiny rivers feeding into a stream. A lifestream." She scanned them all once more with her eyes. "We fight together," Tifa told the Team of Life. "Stand, and be true." And they shouted for her, pumped their fists and nodded in affirmation. Dan howled vows for his beloved father, Duo gave Li Ping a hearty high-five, and Team Rocket held hands with Ash and raised their arms into the air. A smile even crossed Sagat's hard, grim face, if only for a moment. 'I must remember this,' Mary thought as she watched them, and she looked at Tifa with gratitude. 'I will not forget what I've learned today. I can't afford to forget.' The hour was almost upon them. - - - - - Statues of ancient warriors lined its edges, carved from marble by some unknown hand. Pillars of stone rose to the heavens, supporting the upper rim of the structure at a seemingly unfathomable height. The cavernous ceiling of the Dome yawned above, and beams of light pierced the gloom from nowhere, centered upon the arena at the center. It was a place of unknowable vastness, of palpable power. It was the Ultimate Arena. Hiroshi and Daisuke gaped around in wonder. As immense as this place was, it still didn't seem large enough to hold the crowd of six billion which had been invited to witness this tournament. Yet looks were deceptive, especially here at the End of Time, where the rules of physics had long passed their expiration date and all bets were off. Hiroshi gazed into the crowd, the teeming masses of people from every culture and nation in the world, and a peculiar sensation overcame him. The more he looked, the more the crowd seemed to grow. The longer his eyes remained in one spot, the more faces unfolded before him, like he was diving into a sea of humanity which rushed by him as he plunged further and further into the depths. Space distorted itself as he examined the crowd, and he could see that they really WERE all here. All six billion, every person who had gotten a ticket. They overlapped, they unfurled, they shifted restlessly as their eyes focused on the Arena. By the grace of whatever mind-paralyzing power which had arranged the Tournament at the End of Time, the entire population of the planet Earth would be watching this show. And they all had good seats. The announcer's area which the Referee had allowed them sat positioned at the edge of the Arena. Around the curving perimeter of the coliseum, there had been carved two dugout-like areas, in which each of the teams would stand for the show. The Prophet of Life and her team would observe from one side, while the Prophet of Destruction and his followers would watch from the other. Hiroshi tore his eyes away from the endless crowd, and swallowed hard. His mouth seemed to have become a sandy desert. "Holy crap," he croaked quietly. "I think I'm gonna throw up." His partner spoke in a voice with a slight quaver. "Been a long time since you did that before a show, Hiro." He handed Hiroshi a glass of water, which had been left thoughtfully on the table. Hiroshi took the glass gratefully, down a large gulp, then splashed himself in the face with the rest. "What the hell do we do, man? This is... I mean... THIS is..." "It's Ultra," Daisuke said. "It's bigger than before, but it's still Ultra. We do what we've always done." "Call the action," Hiroshi said, and in spite of his pallor, he felt himself smiling. "Work the crowd," Daisuke added, returning his friend's smile. "And give it everything we've got," Hiroshi finished. He settled himself into his chair, Daisuke beside him, and wrapped his fingers around the stem of the microphone. The amplification of his voice was not achieved through speakers or electronics, but he had a microphone all the same, and that gave him some measure of comfort. "They're all yours," Daisuke whispered. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Planet Earth!" Hiroshi cried into his mike. "Welcome to the Ultimate Arena! Welcome to the Tournament at the End of Time! And I have just one question for all of you..." He took a deep breath. "ARE YOU READY?" There came the sound of wind, the sound of breath being drawn into six billion sets of lungs. "ARE YOU READY... FOR SOME ULTRAAAAAAAAVIOLENCE?" An inarticulate scream hammered through the Ultimate Arena, a howl of terror and wonder and affirmation from millions upon millions of throats. They had been waiting, frightened and unsure, the tickets in their hands, dreading the coming of this day and yet looking forward to it with a deep, undeniable hunger. Now, the time had come. Now, their fates would be decided. Now, Final Ultra would begin. It made the noise in the UltraDome sound like a bursting soap bubble. Hiroshi braced himself against the onslaught of sound, wall after wall of tangible clamor slamming into him and shaking him to the bone. The noise seemed infinite, unimaginable, unending, and he let it flood through him, blasting all his fear away. This was what he was made for. This was his place. "All RIGHT!" he shouted back to the crowd as their shouts finally abated. "My name is Hiroshi, and this is my partner Daisuke! I speak for both of us when I say that we are PROUD and HONORED to be here in front of you all, bringing you what is, without a doubt the greatest spectacle that the world has ever seen!" "And quite possibly the last," Daisuke noted darkly. "NOT if these folks can help, it, my man!" Hiroshi cried. "Ladies and gents, may I now present to you the defenders of the world, the champions of our planet, the TEAM OF LIFE!" This was one moment that everybody had been eagerly waiting for. Speculation had run wild and uncontrolled across the whole planet since the final images of Nabiki leaving with the Ultra team through Washuu's gateway had been broadcast across the airwaves. The crowd leaned forward, all desperate to get a look at the handful of fighters upon whom the burden of their salvation would fall. "And to begin," Hiroshi said, as the spotlights zeroed in on the entrance to the Life dugout, "here's the person you've all been waiting to meet, the Prophet of Life herself... Hakubi Mary!" Mary emerged into the light amidst a storm of confused murmurs and incredulous gasps. She had abandoned her referee's outfit, since that was no longer her place in the scheme of things, and had instead decided on a simple white dress for the occasion, along with a green headband to keep her hair out of her eyes. Daisuke noted the crowd's unease at the revelation of the Prophet of Life's identity. "It looks like not many people expected Mary to be the choice." "In the official Prophet of Life betting pool in Las Vegas, Nevada," Hiroshi informed them, "Mary was a longshot of roughly twenty-eight thousand to one! Hey, buddy, even YOU were higher on the list!" Daisuke blinked. "What were my odds?" "Four hundred and eighteen to one," Hiroshi said. "Me? I was a three hundred and thirty-five to one favorite!" "You call that a favorite?" Daisuke asked wryly. "Compared to Mary? Yeah." "Fair enough," the cynical announcer acquiesced. "Looks like our Prophet of Life has a few words to say to the audience," Hiroshi observed as Mary stepped forward, a microphone floating out of the sky towards her. Mary took the microphone, her chin held high, her eyes clear and bright as she looked over the sea of faces. There was no tremble in her voice, no hesitation in her words. Her confidence alone settled the unquiet audience, and brought an uneasy, anxious silence to the Ultimate Arena. "Most of you do not know me, and have no reason to trust me," Mary said to the population of Earth. "But I know what is at stake. I know my responsibility. Each and every one of your lives is more precious to me than my own. My soul is with you. My heart is with you. And I swear to you tonight, no matter what is demanded of me in the course of this trial, I will not let you down." A cheer arose from the crowd. It was not a deafening roar by any stretch, but there was a sort of hopeful tinge to it. They still didn't know her, but the sincerity in her eyes and voice had, at least, reached some of them. "I want to introduce my team to you now," Mary continued. "They're the ones who will really be doing all the work, and to even come as far as they have is something to be proud of." "This is what everyone's been waiting for," Hiroshi commentated. "Who will be the champions of justice? Who will stand up and defend us from destruction? The fate of the world hinges on Mary's choices!" "The first tag team," Mary said, "is Jessie and James of Team Rocket." The fashion-conscious Pokemon trainers stepped out into the spotlights, waving cheerfully and beaming at the crowd. A careful observer would have noted a slight quiver in their step, though - even the popular duo felt the pressure of such an unfathomably huge audience. A fairly hearty round of applause greeted them, though it was mixed with not an inconsiderable amount of dubious murmurs. "How about that?" Hiroshi cried gleefully. "Here to truly 'protect the world from devastation' is one of Ultra's longest- standing tag teams!" "Oh great," Daisuke moaned, banging his head on the table. "We're doomed." To his surprise, Hiroshi turned to him sharply, with a look that was both angry and somewhat hurt. "Look, buddy, don't you think it's about time to drop this jerk-head act of yours?" Daisuke blinked in surprise. "What?" "I mean, I know you've been getting back at me," Hiroshi continued, his voice a bit tight. "Fine, that's cool, I don't care. But maybe you can show a little support here for once, huh? I mean, Jessie and James WERE your teammates in CHAOS, right? Of course, so were Shingo and Sakura, but that didn't stop you from trashing them." The normally laconic announcer felt at a loss for words. "Hiro... um..." "I think things have changed here, my man," the pale clone pressed. "And maybe it's about time you stopped sniping away at your friends, just to be contrary. What do you say?" Both Hiroshi's vehemence and the genuine pain underlying his friend's tone astonished Daisuke. "Look... all I'm saying is that I'm worried about this first choice. I mean, Jessie and James are my friends, okay, but look at their record! They have a history of getting pasted by stronger foes and winning through flukes." "Yeah?" Hiroshi replied. "Well, when the world's at stake, I think we can use all the luck we can get. And those two," he jabbed his finger towards the white-clad pair, "have got luck." "Okay, okay," Daisuke backed down, his hands held out placatingly. Back within the circumference of the Arena, Mary continued her introduction. "The second team is Tifa Lockheart and Bean Bandit, the Roadbusters," she told the crowd. The applause which greeted Tifa and Bean was stronger and more confident as the two strode forth into the light. "Bean looks a little pale," Daisuke commented, still feeling a bit reticent after Hiroshi's unexpected tirade. "Yeah," his partner agreed, back to his exuberant self, "but check out Tifa! Look at the determination in her eyes, man! I don't think I've ever seen her so fired up!" Indeed, Tifa Lockheart radiated grim confidence and a warrior's fire. She took the lead of the two, Bean following slightly in her wake, and thrust both her fists into the air in a powerful, defiant gesture. The crowd rained down its screams of approval. Mary continued with her introductions, and Lina Inverse appeared next into the spotlights. The red-haired sorceress wore a cocky smile and had a twinkle in her eye as she raised a thumbs-up to the crowd. The assembled witnesses to the tournament roared in approval. "A very warm reception for Lina," Daisuke said, his own voice somewhat relieved. "I think we're all glad to see her on the team." "You bet," Hiroshi agreed enthusiastically. "There's one gal you don't want on the sidelines when the world at stake! She was a heavy favorite with the pundits to be Prophet of Life, but maybe it's better to have her as a fighter instead." "Could the Prophet of Life have been a fighter, too?" Daisuke asked. "Dunno. Xelloss didn't put himself on his own team, but that doesn't mean he couldn't have." "Hmm." Mary continued. Next up was Akane, who drew a mixed reaction - in spite of her recent ascension through the ranks of Ultra, it still seemed a lot of people didn't really believe she had what it took. Even greater unease followed the introduction of Ash Ketchum, whose recent descent into near-insanity had left the audience wondering how reliable he really was. When the Great Yaga was introduced, the cheers had all but evaporated, and waves of discontented murmurs rippled through the assembled crowd. "Yaga?" Hiroshi blurted, surprised. "What the heck did she pick THAT guy for?" "I thought you were going to be supportive," Daisuke said. "Yeah... but... it's Yaga!" Hiroshi spread his hands in a helpless gesture. "He's a total jerk! A stuck-up, devious bastard, right?" "Maybe," Daisuke speculated, "when the world is on the line, you want a devious bastard or two on your side, too." "Huh." Hiroshi scratched his head thoughtfully. Li Ping got a few more cheers when he was introduced, but the crowd seemed anxious. He hadn't exactly proven himself to the fans of Ultra as a consistent winner. He seemed very nervous, and nearly tripped as he stepped out to be introduced. Following him, Marlo Semanj got a somewhat heartier round of applause. Here, at least, was a known quantity, though the crowd did not greet with unconditional approval. "Geez, there are some strange picks on this team," Hiroshi muttered. "Starting with the Prophet herself, I'd say," Daisuke agreed. But the strangest pick was yet to come. When Mary announced Sagat's name to the crowd, Hiroshi checked his ears, as if they could somehow have malfunctioned. But the bald, copper-skinned fighter stepped forward into the light, his single eye glittering hard and cold as he regarded the vast sea of faces. "SAGAT?" Hiroshi cried, unable to contain his despair. "What the hell is that girl THINKING?" "He's tough," Daisuke provided, but he seemed pretty shaken too. "So are a lot of people!" Hiroshi shot back. "You want to put your life in HIS hands? Oh, this is a bad dream. It has to be." "Supportive, Hiro. We're being supportive," Daisuke mumbled, wiping a bead of sweat from his eye. The crowd was reacting much as Hiroshi, with shouts of outrage and despair crackling out like snaps of angry lightning from the general cloudy murmurs of uncertainty. Sagat snorted slightly, his face full of disdain for the population of Earth, then took his place along his teammates in the dugout. "I hope she has someone better up her sleeve," Daisuke said, noting the crowd's restless anxiety. "It would be hard to get much worse!" Hiroshi lamented. "I mean, Bison's already been taken by the other side, at least! Who's she going to choose now, Vega? Charles Manson? An undead version of Attila the Hun?" But Hiroshi's pessimism turned out to be groundless. The next figure that strode into view did so on feet the size of tanks, armored in indestructible Gundanium alloy, his steps sending great metallic echoes through the Ultimate Arena. Shouts of joy and relief rose high into the air as Duo Maxwell popped the cockpit of the Gundam DeathScythe and pumped his fist into the air for the crowd. "Now that's more like it!" Hiroshi bellowed. Duo turned towards the announcer's table for a moment, and Daisuke gave his friend a salute. "Good to see him out there," the announcer said. The cheers grew even louder and stronger for the next member of the team, as the crimson and silver form of Ultraman, the Giant of Light emerged into view. Long before MCTFF Ultra had ever existed, the Ultramen had served as protectors of the planet Earth from all manner of menaces from the stars, and people remembered. Many of the onlookers who had never watched a single episode of Ultra stood up and shouted with joy, their hearts lifted by the sight of the familiar heroic form of an Ultraman amongst the ranks of the team. But none of the cheering so far matched the deafening explosion of applause which burst through the coliseum as the Prophet of Life introduced the final member of her team. Once upon a time, he had been a loser, the joke of the fighting world. But trial after trial, he had stood before the deadliest foes and most perilous challenges, and somehow he always seemed to find the path to victory. Pink gi resplendent in the light, mighty forearm flexing, manly tears flowing down his face... "YAHOOIE!" erupted Stone Cold Taunting Legend, Dan Hibiki. "FOR EARTH! FOR ULTRA! OYAAJIII!" Dan rolled and flexed and worked the crowd, basking in the adulation, a pink dynamo bathed in spotlights. "Well," Daisuke said as the applause finally began to die down, and Dan took his place alongside his teammates, "that's it. That's the team." "Good to see Dan out there," Hiroshi told his co-announcer, "but I have to say, there are some pretty weird choices. Don't you think?" "Maybe," Daisuke replied thoughtfully. "I mean, where's Ranma?" Hiroshi continued. "What about Shingo and Sakura, or Washuu? What's the logic behind picking Sagat when you could've just called up Ryu? Why not call out some of the real heavy hitters, like Son Goku or Ifurita? I don't know if you noticed, man, but the bad guys have more Omega-level firepower than we do." "I did notice," his partner said gravely. Hiroshi shook his head, mystified. "Very strange team that Ms. Hakubi Mary has put together. I guess she's the Prophet of Life, though. She can do what she wants." "Yes," Daisuke said, nodding slowly as if Hiroshi had actually said something quite wise. "You're right." "Huh?" "Well think about it." Daisuke turned to his friend and leaned on an elbow. "If it were you or me putting together the team, or practically anybody, we would have done things a certain way. There might have been a little variation, but the choices for the Life team seemed l